Today I petted a sea otter

[Ivan2006]

Obviously, you didn´t get the joke.
Because it´s an inside joke.
And you´re outside.
Go inside to understand the joke.
Or ask arsln.

[ACH0225]

Drop bears pet sea otters. The drop bears got LJS!

[Ivan2006]

Okay, he managed to make it a meme in less that an hour by overusing it...

[Vinyl]

[ACH0225]

Drop bears are on your lawn. You'll never see them until they drop.

[Ivan2006]

On my lawn, there´s nothing to drop from.
Thus, drop bears won´t recognize it as a proper living space and I am save from them.

[ACH0225]

They drop up from the ground.

[Ivan2006]

Are you sure that´s still dropping or are drop bears immune to gravity?
Could it be that drop bears have a natural voidship-like ability?
Anyway, it appears Mobians, Overlanders and Equestrians are not on their diet.

[ACH0225]

Nothing can stop the drop bear from latching onto your head and clawing your face off!

[Ivan2006]

you know, studies have shown that wild animals are likely to confuse Mobian hair fashion with forks.

[Prototype]

you know, studies have shown that wild animals are likely to confuse Mobian hair fashion with forks.

Studies show, you can't fool owls drop bears.

[ACH0225]

Drop bears can't be stopped, only delayed. Nothing will ever stop them forever!

[Ivan2006]

We have a giant sign in the orbit of Mobius pointing towards Cuuyth saying "Delicious Owls for Drop Bears that way".

[Professor Fenway]

WTF are drop bears anyway?

[Ivan2006]

err... ask ACH?