Monsters that are supposed to be scary but aren't

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Monsters that are supposed to be scary but aren't

Post by Julo » Thu Apr 25, 2013 11:36 am

We all know this you watch a movie or play a game, see a scary or disgusting monster and then you play a game or watch a movie where the same monster appears and it's just not scary or disgusting. Maybe because the scenery is not right and the monster doesn't fit in it, or the monster just looks not good. For instance:

I was watching a movie where an undead army rides on nightmares (fire horses) and it was dundidilidu creepy.


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Then I was testing WoW just for fun on my friends account and when I saw somebody riding a nightmare for the first time and I thought: "No offense bro, but I think your little pony is burning."


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Do you know other examples?
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Re: Monsters that are supposed to be scary but aren't

Post by Ivan2006 » Thu Apr 25, 2013 12:13 pm

Sorry, but I´ve got to do some protesting here:
1.)That on the second pic ain´t a "My Littly Pony"-toy, I don´t know what it´s from, but it´s propably crap.
2.)Ever heard of Pokemon? They invented fire horses in generation 1.
3.)I don´t reallly get why a blaing horse would not be frightening.
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Re: Monsters that are supposed to be scary but aren't

Post by Prototype » Thu Apr 25, 2013 12:38 pm

That horse isn't scary, this one however
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Re: Monsters that are supposed to be scary but aren't

Post by Chairman_Tiel » Thu Apr 25, 2013 12:39 pm

No, this one is truly terrifying

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Re: Monsters that are supposed to be scary but aren't

Post by Ivan2006 » Thu Apr 25, 2013 12:41 pm

Indeed, I´ve seen her walk right into the void and come back.
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Re: Monsters that are supposed to be scary but aren't

Post by fr0stbyte124 » Thu Apr 25, 2013 12:44 pm

I get this with Lovecraft stories. The descriptions of these cosmic horrors start to sound like they are being described by a little kid. "This monster has lots of tentacles and is so scary that when you look at him your eyes explode and you die." I get that the unknown is scarier, but there are limits, man.

I don't know, maybe I still have too many sanity points to properly appreciate them.

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Re: Monsters that are supposed to be scary but aren't

Post by Luna » Thu Apr 25, 2013 4:27 pm

This is a bear.
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Re: Monsters that are supposed to be scary but aren't

Post by hyperlite » Thu Apr 25, 2013 5:42 pm

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Post by Chairman_Tiel » Thu Apr 25, 2013 5:57 pm

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Re: Monsters that are supposed to be scary but aren't

Post by hyperlite » Thu Apr 25, 2013 6:15 pm

Is Kim Jung Il or Un supposed to be scary?
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Re: Monsters that are supposed to be scary but aren't

Post by  ҉  » Thu Apr 25, 2013 7:54 pm

Those two Korean officers don't have the same number of buttons on their coats. That's completely ruined the picture for me.
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Re: Monsters that are supposed to be scary but aren't

Post by Vinyl » Thu Apr 25, 2013 7:55 pm

They both have the same amount of buttons, but one has one less buttoned and the fold-y part covers the unbuttoned button.
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Re: Monsters that are supposed to be scary but aren't

Post by ACH0225 » Thu Apr 25, 2013 8:12 pm

Vinyl is correct. What ruined it for me is the officer on the right has his eyes closed. This breaks military doctrine like a sledgehammer.
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Re: Monsters that are supposed to be scary but aren't

Post by Ivan2006 » Fri Apr 26, 2013 7:21 am

He´s not got his jacket buttoned correctly and has his eyes closed?
I really hope for him that his eyes closed were an instinctive reaction to the camera flash, or he´ll be in major trouble...
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Re: Monsters that are supposed to be scary but aren't

Post by Tau » Fri Apr 26, 2013 9:45 pm

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And another monster that SHOULD be scary, but isn't:
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