Iv121 wrote:Hey here's a better idea for you - why not make it hidden in the first place ? Much easier and more reliable
But then I couldn't attach my own plans for galactic domination onto them
Also nobody picked up the multiple rather blatant warning signs I made, nobody.
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Mistake Not... wrote: This isn't rocket science, *!
That is one of the Chinese stratagems, anyway just trolling is not enough and making something hidden is not easy, but eventually the last does it's job partially.
The best way of hiding something is to spread another rumor that seems more intimidating than the real deal.
And, proto, your plans won´t work, as my plan is designed to deflect any other plans on sight.
In fact, everyone else trying to take over the galaxy will only help me.
Anyway, if you wanna rule the galaxy, make sure the people don´t know they´re ruled by you.
It helps, seriously, I´ve tried on some of you.
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CMA wrote:IT'S MY HOT BODY AND I DO WHAT I WANT WITH IT.
Tiel wrote:hey now no need to be rough
Daynel wrote: you can talk gay and furry to me any time
CMA wrote:And I can't fuck myself, my ass is currently occupied
Ivan2006 wrote:The best way of hiding something is to spread another rumor that seems more intimidating than the real deal.
And, proto, your plans won´t work, as my plan is designed to deflect any other plans on sight.
In fact, everyone else trying to take over the galaxy will only help me.
Anyway, if you wanna rule the galaxy, make sure the people don´t know they´re ruled by you.
It helps, seriously, I´ve tried on some of you.
You don't even know my plan, nobody does, not even me.
And who said anything about taking over the galaxy?
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Mistake Not... wrote: This isn't rocket science, *!
We don't need arms! We have talons! Besides, lack of arms means flying. You don't even know how amazing that is. I don't claim to know what arms feel like, but I can bet wings are plenty better.
fr0stbyte124 wrote:5 months from now, I will publish a paper on an efficient method for rendering millions of owls to a screen.
The Eggman Empire officially states doubts on Strigiforme science being done by standard scientific methods.
Also, there have bee numerous reports of humans who lost their arms and neither grew feathers nor grew larger nor managed to speak owl.
It is recommended using repulsor shoes instead.
Order now at MeteoTech, 1, Main Street, New Megaopolis, Mobius, Eggman Empire.
Depending on your location, we might not be able to deliver some of our products, thank you for your appreciation.
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CMA wrote:IT'S MY HOT BODY AND I DO WHAT I WANT WITH IT.
Tiel wrote:hey now no need to be rough
Daynel wrote: you can talk gay and furry to me any time
CMA wrote:And I can't fuck myself, my ass is currently occupied
Professor Fenway wrote:Would you be able to deliver inside the event horizon of a Black Hole? I'm sure your Repulsor shoes could withstand the gravity.
Professor Fenway wrote:Would you be able to deliver inside the event horizon of a Black Hole? I'm sure your Repulsor shoes could withstand the gravity.
Supermassive, mind you. It won't rip you apart.
Sorry, but due to savety reasons we have to deliver them outside of its event horizon, but we might be able to drop them off into there, if that´s okay for you.
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CMA wrote:IT'S MY HOT BODY AND I DO WHAT I WANT WITH IT.
Tiel wrote:hey now no need to be rough
Daynel wrote: you can talk gay and furry to me any time
CMA wrote:And I can't fuck myself, my ass is currently occupied
Perfect for a field test. Drop several hundred pairs outside it. We'll let them fall in and collect them if they survive the test. You see, we're trying to offer a new 'black hole' tour, and this may be our best bet.
