Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

[Prototype]

Yea Prototype I didn't get WTF face off it, just dumb a bit but not funny or WTF ...

I can tell you don't like bran flakes

[Crash Override]

[lol]I knew that would happen, I can totally control lightspeed[/lol][/quote]

-Now what? You will change my name to a latim number and paint me black? You can´t control what you can´t see..hehehe.

[Professor Fenway]

Bran flakes bran flakes b-b-b-b-b-b-bran flakes

H-help mmeeeeeee!

[Crash Override]

What did you expect?


BRAN FLAKES BRAN FLAKES

[Error]

>self.facepalm
>UNKNOWN COMMAND
>self.facdesk

[Prototype]

WTF is a facdesk? Is it something to do with Bran flakes?

[Luna]

Dun dun dun

[Error]

Wearing light armour and toting whiteout grenades, a satchel charge, and whatever else takes your fancy for beating people up near a vehicle station, buy yo'self a Shrike and tear off towards the enemy base at maximum warp.

[You get missiled on the way because you're afterburning and thus have no shields; you plough into a mountain because you are a n00b.]

When you get to the enemy base, yell "Banzai!" and afterburn down at their vehicle station, preferably at a fairly steep angle. Unless their vehicle station is deserted, in which case you should fly around and see the sights until some victims turn up.

[You fluff your dive and ram the ground; you get shot off course by a missile or lucky disc and ram the ground; you are overcome by ennui and ram the ground.]

At an appropriate juncture in your guided-bomb dive, you eject from your Shrike and, while still in the air, activate your satchel charge and toss a couple of your grenades.

[You eject too late and die in the explosion caused by the crashing Shrike; you get the keys wrong in all of the excitement and die with your targeting laser on and a pile of mines under your corpse.]

If all goes well - for you, at least - this leaves the enemy with a thoroughly discombobulated vehicle pad, somewhat damaged and strewn with corpses and flash-blind live players. You have bounced off the pad, not taking too much damage, and skied onwards and away.

[The fall kills you; the Shrike explosion kills you; in the general disc-fest you've encouraged someone shoots your satchel charge a couple of times and that explosion kills you; you hit a pillar on the back of the vehicle pad and stop dead with a sheepish grin on your face, whereupon the entire enemy team really, really kills you.]

When the satchel charge arms, you immediately let it off, effectively daisy-cutting the vehicle station area. If that vehicle station ain't dead now, it never will be.

[Someone nails you before you can press the Big Red Button.]

This is your cue to about-face and return to the blasted vehicle station, so you can lay mines all over it. Now you hang about and kill anybody else who shows up, until someone finally smacks you down.

Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

[fr0stbyte124]

I was going to work on Futurecraft today, but then I made this instead.

Spoiler:

So, you know, priorities.

[Tau]

Hilarity, much?
(Hilarity rhymes with parody, you know. But it still doesn't rhyme with satire for some reason.)

[Ivan2006]

I know that vid. That thing has kinda become sort of a meme by now...
Anyway, anyone wanna see random ponies going nuts, then please open the spoiler, if not interested, don´t.
Oh, and lightspeed, don´t remember this time. Remembering is bad. (Altough you propably already did it.)

Warning: moderate cartoon violence, age of 12+ advised/required (depending on your country´s laws)
Edit: Oh, and that one MasterxDerpy scene you don´t want to think about too much.

Spoiler:

[hyperlite]

I was going to work on Futurecraft today, but then I made this instead.

Spoiler:

So, you know, priorities.

Is that you?

[Chairman_Tiel]

Too much ponies.

[hyperlite]

Yeah, birds (especially Owls and Cocketiels) are much better.

[Ivan2006]

I was going to work on Futurecraft today, but then I made this instead.

Spoiler:

So, you know, priorities.

Is that you?

I think it could be Jim.