The Owl Movement

[Professor Fenway]

MLP sleeper cell unit detected.

Fenway is henceforth marked as a Priority I target.

I actually prefer robots over anything. Beep Boop. I'm part of the Robot Movement.

But you asked for it.

Commander Ash, please engage and prepare Antimatter Nuclear Weapon Silos 1-9001. Set them on standby and able to fire at any time.

[҉]

Make that 19%. Uncle Fenway doesn't take sides in wars.

And you're a whole one percent?

The forum only has about ninety members. He's ~1.1%.

[Prototype]

I actually prefer robots over anything. Beep Boop. I'm part of the Robot Movement.

I don't remember informing you about the Robot movement.

I can officially declare that robots are against bronies, this was made clear a while ago, in the last Owls vs Bronies war.
I shall not become an owl, but I shall do what I can to eliminate these godforsaken devil creatures.

EDIT: I think we've already had this war on the old forums, the bronies lost quite badly

[Ivan2006]

Okay, okay. You won.
Still, how are you gonna invade the pony-multiverse without losing any reputation because of attacking a friendly, nearly pacifistic planet?
Anyway, any organisations of the First Robotnik Empire, the Old Eggman Empire, the Eggman Republic or the New Eggman Empire do no longer do any trades with you.
Not impressed?
Appearently, I will let this be my only post in this thread, as I don´t want to have anything to do with this.
Just note that making "no ponies" a forum rule could eventually get you into problems with law.
You don´t wanna be a criminal right?
Anyway, tell me when you killed jitterbuglive so I can see that you aren´t bluffing.

[Chairman_Tiel]

This doesn't have anything to do with the RP.

This has to do with Pony sleeper cells embedded into this forum that must be cleared out. And robots. We hate them too.

[Prototype]

nearly pacifistic planet?

Horses are devil creatures, that is final

[Ivan2006]

nearly pacifistic planet?

Horses are devil creatures, that is final

I would be interested in where you got that intel.

[Prototype]

nearly pacifistic planet?

Horses are devil creatures, that is final

I would be interested in where you got that intel.

Horses have hooves, devils have hooves.

Also horse-riding is considered one of the most dangerous sports.

I also know someone who was hospitalised after being charged from behind by a horse.

All in all, I'd say horses are pretty evil.

[Keon]

Alright. As I made this claim, so shall I defend it.* Sign me up.

(*as long as such defense does not require me dying or being hurt or hurting or killing any others, and it is understood that I have nothing against bronies except the fact that I'm an owly. (That's the name. Furry, Brony, Owly. Keep the patern, right.)

[Archduke Daynel, PhD]

I'm neither brony or owl owly.
So as usually, TechTron Industries and the Technotronic Dictatorship will remain neutral untill we get economical support from one of the sides.

[Prototype]

[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=9hBpF_Zj4OA&feature=relmfu[/youtube]
Found a video of an owl performing mind control, might help, or not, probably not, but this needs to be here anyway.

[ACH0225]

I return from my giant taxpayer sponsored trip to find this! This is amazing! Destroy all brony sleeper cells! All non owls are marked possible hostile! Lethal force authorized! Lower all Yttrium weapon safeties! Arm all missiles! Prepare all the chemical and biological weapons! Yaaaaay!

[Iv121]

OMG that vid, have a look at the owl's expression "Kill me" ... Are you sure it wasn't ACH ? He conveniently returned after disappearing during the duration of this video ...

[Professor Fenway]

That is incorrect. The Owl is a Robot. That's why it is so still. We are superior.

[Chairman_Tiel]

The Owl Korps require an anthem! The robots must not gain the upper hand!