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I'm stuck

Post by CommanderKobialka » Mon Jul 13, 2015 5:10 pm

What do people do in when they are stuck in an airport overnight?
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Re: I'm stuck

Post by Saravanth » Mon Jul 13, 2015 5:11 pm

Either sleep or find something to kill the time.

Aloha Snackbar.
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Re: I'm stuck

Post by CommanderKobialka » Mon Jul 13, 2015 5:14 pm

I'd say something but I probably shouldn't because I'm worried about the USO reading what I put on the internet and DHS locking down the airport and CPS taking me away from my family and the CIA locking me in Guantanamo where I will spend the next 15 years of my life after which I will leave a new convert to Islam and move to Iraq where I will begin my bitter quest for revenge and build the next caliphate and take down America... and also other things involving organizations, departments, and agencies with 3 letter acronyms.
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Re: I'm stuck

Post by Saravanth » Mon Jul 13, 2015 5:15 pm

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"When I get a hold of a Boeing 777 I will stuff it in the cargo bay my freighter and when I find you I will engage in an invasion of your butt that will make 9/11 look like a picnic, Hexalani swine." -Kobialka, 0531015.M3
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Re: I'm stuck

Post by Error » Mon Jul 13, 2015 5:20 pm

Go big or go home.
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Re: I'm stuck

Post by CommanderKobialka » Mon Jul 13, 2015 5:21 pm

Thanks for the encouragement, guys. I'm gonna do it! Anybody know how to sneak weapons past the TSA, or get weapons in an airport in the first place?
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Re: I'm stuck

Post by Vinyl » Mon Jul 13, 2015 5:22 pm

Up the butt.

Get a plastic baggy and just put 'em all up in there.

But make sure they're far enough a cavity search couldn't reach them.
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Re: I'm stuck

Post by Ivan2006 » Mon Jul 13, 2015 5:23 pm

I assume you're bieng sarcastic, it's basically impossible...
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Re: I'm stuck

Post by Vinyl » Mon Jul 13, 2015 5:24 pm

It's funny because forced meme it's ambiguous who he's replying to.
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Re: I'm stuck

Post by CommanderKobialka » Mon Jul 13, 2015 5:33 pm

When I get a hold of a Boeing 777 I will stuff it in the cargo bay my freighter and when I find you I will engage in an invasion of your butt that will make 9/11 look like a picnic, Hexalani swine.
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Re: I'm stuck

Post by Saravanth » Mon Jul 13, 2015 5:41 pm

Easy. Buy the airport.

lmao that reply tho
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"When I get a hold of a Boeing 777 I will stuff it in the cargo bay my freighter and when I find you I will engage in an invasion of your butt that will make 9/11 look like a picnic, Hexalani swine." -Kobialka, 0531015.M3
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Re: I'm stuck

Post by CommanderKobialka » Mon Jul 13, 2015 5:49 pm

Just bought the airline. I'm sure this will be a valuable addition to the Kob Collaborative. Saravanth I'll be sure to pay you royalties for the idea. How's 1 percent of the airline's total earnings sound?
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Re: I'm stuck

Post by Saravanth » Mon Jul 13, 2015 5:51 pm

Put some shawarma on top of that and we've got a deal, bismillah!
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"When I get a hold of a Boeing 777 I will stuff it in the cargo bay my freighter and when I find you I will engage in an invasion of your butt that will make 9/11 look like a picnic, Hexalani swine." -Kobialka, 0531015.M3
"Hyperlite, you *." -Tau, 0446015.M3








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Re: I'm stuck

Post by  ҉  » Mon Jul 13, 2015 5:52 pm

CommanderKobialka wrote:Thanks for the encouragement, guys. I'm gonna do it! Anybody know how to sneak weapons past the TSA, or get weapons in an airport in the first place?
Ivan2006 wrote:I assume you're bieng sarcastic, it's basically impossible...
http://www.cnn.com/2015/06/01/politics/ ... ing-tests/
You've got a 96% chance of success. American airport security is a joke. It's all for show. They go through the whole act to make people feel safe and try to keep people from trying to smuggle weapons through, not because the security actually works. I can, off the top of my head, think of a couple dozen entirely undetectable ways to get potentially deadly weapons onto a plane. My personal favorite would be to make something like a mace, completely hollow, out of soft-ish plastic, so it could be folded flat into the bottom of a bag, and then fill it all the way up with water from the plane's bathroom to make it heavy enough to kill somebody with.
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Re: I'm stuck

Post by Saravanth » Mon Jul 13, 2015 5:55 pm

...Right, you won't mind if I maybe borrow that idea.
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"When I get a hold of a Boeing 777 I will stuff it in the cargo bay my freighter and when I find you I will engage in an invasion of your butt that will make 9/11 look like a picnic, Hexalani swine." -Kobialka, 0531015.M3
"Hyperlite, you *." -Tau, 0446015.M3








Don't tell anybody, but to this day I have a faint hope for Futurecraft, or something similar to it, to happen. Within my lifetime.

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