Looking of how good draw I am!

[Professor Fenway]

Wheels? Everyone switched to anti-grav repulsers AGES ago. Get with the times old man.

[Archduke Daynel, PhD]

Hexalan can't afford to keep up with the latest technology. But I hear that the next line of vehicles will include actual air conditioning!

[Vinyl]

Wheels? Everyone switched to anti-grav repulsers AGES ago. Get with the times old man.

1v1 me m8 i swear on me mum

I've got the best ground forces this side of the universe, with a navy numbering more than you can count. Come at me.

[Professor Fenway]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little *? I’ll have you know I rose top of the ranks in the NR military, and I’ve done multiple clandestine operations with Jahgrin himself, and I have over 500 confirmed exterminations. I am a master in sionic warfare and I’m the top captain in the entire NR military. You are nothing to me but just another ARK. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this galaxy, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Galactic Net? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of relays across the sector and your signal is being traced right now so you better prepare for the apocalypse, maggot. The apocalypse that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your planet. You’re fucking dead. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with nukes. Not only am I extensively trained in nuclear combat, but I have access to the entire armory of the NR military and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable planet off the face of the universe, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn Hexacrap. I will shit fury all over you and you will burn in it. You’re fucking dead.

[Vinyl]

I'm calling up the Universe Orange 3122 Hexalani Lord of Admirals. He'll bring to bear the full fury of the multiverses' most powerful interdimensional force. We crushed the owls as easily as we'll obliterate you. You are nothing but another mote of dust in an endless sea. We are the orbital artillery fire that will reduce that sea to naught but fire. If what you bear is unholy, I know not what would be called that which I do.

On another note,

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Really, Alright, bring your helicopter at me. I'll bring my standard-issue CF-720 fighter-bomber and paste you from five hundred klicks out.

Your numbers shall fail before the technological skill and sheer firepower of the Star Navy. Your orbital fire shall be reduced to a flickering candle. Your orange paint will be covered by the black of scorch marks.

Come-at-me-bro.

[Vinyl]

You don't seem to understand the severity of the situation. I have the full might of every-reality-possible-throughout-every-multiverse's Hexalans at my disposal. You don't (in no small part to the larger conquest occurring, bringing yet more resources and personnel into the Imperium every hour or so). Your largest empire is a single galaxy with holdings in another. I have a theoretically infinite amount of universes in mine.

And even if that were not the case, allow to find what is, as I'd rather like to know which RP-verse you are drawing from.

[ACH0225]

Ahem.

Strigiforme stronk.

All I really needed to say.

[Vinyl]

If Strigi so stronk, then why was their invasion of Hexalan so fail. Only conclusion is Hexalan is more stronk.

[ACH0225]

Because they had nothing really to gain, and no real reason to stick around; it was mostly punitive based off of the Hexalani attack on the Strigiforme. Based on that measure, it was pretty successful, seeing as a bunch of your worlds got absolutely rekt, and that the Strigi extracted a very one sided treaty from you.

[Vinyl]

Because they had nothing really to gain, and no real reason to stick around; it was mostly punitive based off of the Hexalani attack on the Strigiforme. Based on that measure, it was pretty successful, seeing as a bunch of your worlds got absolutely rekt, and that the Strigi extracted a very one sided treaty from you.

An attack committed by a rogue terrorist group. NeoRome proved that the attack was not, in fact, committed by the Hexalani.

You know, there are only two planets in all of Hexalan that matter at all to anyone. Neither of them were even touched. And, on nearly every world that was contested, the Hexalani forces held out, with nearly no backup or support, unlike you.

Yes. You got, what was it, like 8(?), piles of slag. Again, what a winrar you are.

[ACH0225]

Because they had nothing really to gain, and no real reason to stick around; it was mostly punitive based off of the Hexalani attack on the Strigiforme. Based on that measure, it was pretty successful, seeing as a bunch of your worlds got absolutely rekt, and that the Strigi extracted a very one sided treaty from you.

An attack committed by a rogue terrorist group. NeoRome proved that the attack was not, in fact, committed by the Hexalani.

You know, there are only two planets in all of Hexalan that matter at all to anyone. Neither of them were even touched. And, on nearly every world that was contested, the Hexalani forces held out, with nearly no backup or support, unlike you.

Yes. You got, what was it, like 8(?), piles of slag. Again, what a winrar you are.

Casualties-
A lot of people on both sides
1 major Hexalani manufacturing world
Galactic peace, once again

And besides, you even admitted your guilt. You can't retract an official statement like that, even if you only said it because the Strigi would blow up your capital of you didn't.

[Vinyl]

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If the tech-ass-backwards Hexalani can draw from other universes, it stands to reason everyone else can.

Thus, the Strig have curbstomped everybody so thoroughly they, throuh a weird loop of space-time inhabited by two fish and a hyperintelligent monkey, have managed to wipe their own homeworld out at roughly their hunter-gatherer stage, resulting in a paradox that turned the whole of the multiverse into a primordial soup.

[Vinyl]

It was the Hexaguthians of Universe Orange that opened the first portal. From there, they recruited the other Hexalani, bearing technological and cultural gifts.

It's also a common misconception the Hexalani are technologically retarded. Is your standard armor power armor? Can your guns, from sidearm to BFG, do as much as an IRL PC and more? Are your self-aware AI as common as iPhones? Because in Hexalan, ours are.