Star Citizen

[Vinyl]

Why do we need propaganda? Surely we would never allow the subhuman 3/5-of-a-person console gamers become one of us? Right?

[Shadowcatbot]

Why do we need propaganda? Surely we would never allow the subhuman 3/5-of-a-person console gamers become one of us? Right?

If the heretics are willing to throw down their false gods and join the true race then yes.

[Vinyl]

Why do we need propaganda? Surely we would never allow the subhuman 3/5-of-a-person console gamers become one of us? Right?

If the heretics are willing to throw down their false gods and join the true race then yes.

Heretics cannot be saved, only purged.

[Shadowcatbot]

Why do we need propaganda? Surely we would never allow the subhuman 3/5-of-a-person console gamers become one of us? Right?

If the heretics are willing to throw down their false gods and join the true race then yes.

Heretics cannot be saved, only purged.

If we can't save then what if we mod them so we can save them? I'm sure we could hack an Xbox hardware.

[Vinyl]

If the heretics are willing to throw down their false gods and join the true race then yes.

Heretics cannot be saved, only purged.

If we can't save then what if we mod them so we can save them? I'm sure we could hack an Xbox hardware.

The holy scriptures explicitly state that in no way may filthy 3/5-of-a-person console gamers be interacted with. To mutate them would be heresy as well and also make you a heretic. However, your seeming desire to bring them to our light absolutely reeks of heresy... I KNEW IT, HERETIC. PURGE THE FALSE PROPHET!

[Shadowcatbot]

Shadowcats, Quadruple agents all the damn time.

[Error]

The heretics must be purged.

Light the fires! Hoist the lamps! Ready the blades! Begin the purge!

GabeN's Mosy Holy Crusade has begun.

[Archduke Daynel, PhD]

Brothers, what am I hearing?
What we must do is to patiently guide then towards the light. And remember that even a console user with no PC can b a brother, as long as he recognizes PC as superior.
It's not the hardware on your desk, it's the software in your heart.

[Shadowcatbot]

Brothers, what am I hearing?
What we must do is to patiently guide then towards the light. And remember that even a console user with no PC can b a brother, as long as he recognizes PC as superior.
It's not the hardware on your desk, it's the software in your heart.

Can we still burn people?

[Archduke Daynel, PhD]

They will burn themselves on the Ubisoftian hellfire soon enough.

[CommanderKobialka]

It's not the hardware on your desk, it's the software in your heart.

I feel inspired to make a rap about this.

[Archduke Daynel, PhD]

As long as you don't make it too cheesy, go ahead. Not my OC, so.

[Saravanth]

Brothers, what am I hearing?
What we must do is to patiently guide then towards the light. And remember that even a console user with no PC can b a brother, as long as he recognizes PC as superior.
It's not the hardware on your desk, it's the software in your heart.

A brother. A. Brother.

R u fckn kddng m3.

If anything, they might just barely so allowed to live as hunchbacked slaves. Just barely so.

[Archduke Daynel, PhD]

Brothers, I am ashamed.
Have you led Ubisoft into your hearts? Would not GabeN want you to be forgiving and compassionate?
We must lead these peasants into the light of the Lord. Show them the glory of PC Gaming. And the ones who refuse, well, may they burn in greedy corporate hell.

[҉]

I can't say I've ever understood a distinction between people who play games on consoles vs people who play games on computers. Virtually every game comes out for all major platforms; who cares how you play it?