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VERBOTEN: IS ABSOLUT ILLEGAL

Post by Ivan2006 » Mon Sep 29, 2014 6:16 am

Absolut Illegal now contains IS and AL Qaida flags and symbols in Austria!
Are VERBOTEN.
Foreign Affairs Minister Short: "Remove IS. Very neutral, much Austrian. Jihad is Absolut Illegal."
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Re: VERBOTEN: IS ABSOLUT ILLEGAL

Post by ACH0225 » Mon Sep 29, 2014 6:22 am

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Re: VERBOTEN: IS ABSOLUT ILLEGAL

Post by Ivan2006 » Mon Sep 29, 2014 6:29 am

Nein!
IS ILLEGAL!
IS VERBOTEN!
REMOVE!

(In all seriousness tho, I'm pretty sure they'll pass a law that can get you one month in jail for posting an IS-flag on the internet.)
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Re: VERBOTEN: IS ABSOLUT ILLEGAL

Post by ACH0225 » Mon Sep 29, 2014 6:33 am

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How abhorrent. You should go buy a gun to protect your rights from your * government. Hitler was from Austria, after all.
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Re: VERBOTEN: IS ABSOLUT ILLEGAL

Post by Ivan2006 » Mon Sep 29, 2014 7:03 am

Shh, you're not supposed to tell people.
Also buying a gun in order to protect from the government is ABSOLUT ILLEGAL, not to mention that as good as a moisin is, I wouldn't stand a chance against full-auto wapons and explosives. I pretty much live in front of a runway belonging to the biggest military base in Austria.
So no...
Also the government isn't *.
We have a dedicated political party for nazis to go so we can keep track of them.
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Re: VERBOTEN: IS ABSOLUT ILLEGAL

Post by Archduke Daynel, PhD » Mon Sep 29, 2014 7:24 am

You said *, government, political and military, all in one post.
You're now 4x arrested under Austrian law.
BASH THE FASH CLASS WAR NOW
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Re: VERBOTEN: IS ABSOLUT ILLEGAL

Post by Ivan2006 » Mon Sep 29, 2014 8:29 am

Nah, you forgot the conspiracy act, I don't get arrested at all.
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Re: VERBOTEN: IS ABSOLUT ILLEGAL

Post by Saravanth » Mon Sep 29, 2014 10:15 am

You can be * as long as you never actually spell out the word *, or words with a * history. Just look at our good FPÖ.
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Re: VERBOTEN: IS ABSOLUT ILLEGAL

Post by Ivan2006 » Mon Sep 29, 2014 11:42 am

Saravanth wrote:You can be * as long as you never actually spell out the word *, or words with a * history. Just look at our good FPÖ.
Yes, thank you.
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Re: VERBOTEN: IS ABSOLUT ILLEGAL

Post by Saravanth » Mon Sep 29, 2014 2:28 pm

ur welcm
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"When I get a hold of a Boeing 777 I will stuff it in the cargo bay my freighter and when I find you I will engage in an invasion of your butt that will make 9/11 look like a picnic, Hexalani swine." -Kobialka, 0531015.M3
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Re: VERBOTEN: IS ABSOLUT ILLEGAL

Post by Shadowcatbot » Mon Sep 29, 2014 3:20 pm

Before: Austria =/= * Germany
After: Austria = * Germany
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Re: VERBOTEN: IS ABSOLUT ILLEGAL

Post by Saravanth » Mon Sep 29, 2014 3:21 pm

I see the point has come across.
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"When I get a hold of a Boeing 777 I will stuff it in the cargo bay my freighter and when I find you I will engage in an invasion of your butt that will make 9/11 look like a picnic, Hexalani swine." -Kobialka, 0531015.M3
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Re: VERBOTEN: IS ABSOLUT ILLEGAL

Post by Vinyl » Mon Sep 29, 2014 6:21 pm

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Re: VERBOTEN: IS ABSOLUT ILLEGAL

Post by Ivan2006 » Tue Sep 30, 2014 6:47 am

You can't fight Nazis with Gestapo, that is paradox.
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CMA wrote:IT'S MY HOT BODY AND I DO WHAT I WANT WITH IT.
Tiel wrote:hey now no need to be rough
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Re: VERBOTEN: IS ABSOLUT ILLEGAL

Post by Vinyl » Tue Sep 30, 2014 7:37 am

That's the point.
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