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Re: Species generator lols

Post by Ivan2006 » Tue Sep 23, 2014 12:57 pm

on a scale of 1 to 10, where 1 is normal life for a normal person and 10 is Saints Row 4, Vinyl's AUs are at least 14
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Re: Species generator lols

Post by Archduke Daynel, PhD » Tue Sep 23, 2014 1:19 pm

That is pretty wack.
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Re: Species generator lols

Post by  ҉  » Tue Sep 23, 2014 1:50 pm

So I guess this just has a database of facts and combines them randomly. I got one that also said "They keep humans as pets and force them to fight eachother for the purposes of entertainment." Note the same typo.
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Re: Species generator lols

Post by Archduke Daynel, PhD » Tue Sep 23, 2014 1:51 pm

Yeah I got that one too one time. I wonder if the humans get weapons to fight with or if they gotta use their fists.
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Re: Species generator lols

Post by Vinyl » Tue Sep 23, 2014 4:45 pm

Daynel wrote:Yeah I got that one too one time. I wonder if the humans get weapons to fight with or if they gotta use their fists.
They use their [CLASSIFIED] or their teeth.
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Re: Species generator lols

Post by Error » Tue Sep 23, 2014 4:59 pm

Overuse of tags....

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Re: Species generator lols

Post by Vinyl » Tue Sep 23, 2014 5:01 pm

L-ADM Error wrote:Overuse of tags....

Overuseeee oooffff taaaaggggssss.....
They aren't tags. They're the official names. What, you'd rather me to say 'that one AU where incest is an unavoidable constant' instead of [plutuos]?

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Species: Putons

Home-World: Eldav

Description: A race of spindly bipeds who evolved on a low-gravity world. They are physically very weak and are unable to survive in high-gravity environments. They are expert linguists, and they have made it their mission in life to promote peace and cooperation throughout the galaxy. They have forged a strong alliance with a neighboring species, with whom they have strong cultural and economic ties.
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Re: Species generator lols

Post by Error » Tue Sep 23, 2014 6:06 pm

If it prevents the use of things in brackets, say whatever you want within forum rules.
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Re: Species generator lols

Post by Vinyl » Tue Sep 23, 2014 6:22 pm

L-ADM Error wrote:If it prevents the use of things in brackets, say whatever you want within forum rules.
Except some of them aren't. Also, I don't *have* to use brackets. I could simply write mikumikuleek. But, with things like ultron, it could easily be confused with the latest Marvel movie, or the Google browser NASA uses. Clarification, along with rule compliance, topped with all-or-nothing.
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Re: Species generator lols

Post by  ҉  » Tue Sep 23, 2014 7:21 pm

Or, and I understand that this suggestion is way out there even by the standards of this conversation, we could try keeping the thread on-topic.
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Re: Species generator lols

Post by Vinyl » Tue Sep 23, 2014 7:34 pm

So how about them Putons? Heard they were trying to Anschluss Ukraine
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Re: Species generator lols

Post by Shadowcatbot » Tue Sep 23, 2014 8:50 pm

Last_Jedi_Standing wrote:Or, and I understand that this suggestion is way out there even by the standards of this conversation, we could try keeping the thread on-topic.
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Re: Species generator lols

Post by Vinyl » Tue Sep 23, 2014 8:58 pm

Species: Grenushirmorane

Home-World: Hades Prime

Description: A race of plants. They can live as long as a thousand years. They evolved in another galaxy.

Oh meh gawd, so interesting.
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Re: Species generator lols

Post by ACH0225 » Tue Sep 23, 2014 9:04 pm

Species: Sheromi

Home-World: Soleon

Description: A race of fascist and cold-blooded avians. Officially, their head of state is a large, unintelligent food animal, which is thought to carry the reincarnated soul of one of their greatest generals. It is mostly a ceremonial role. Their claws are strong enough to open a can of peaches. They love canned peaches


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Re: Species generator lols

Post by Archduke Daynel, PhD » Tue Sep 23, 2014 11:32 pm

Confirmed: Strigish- I mean Strigiforme love canned peaches and their actual leader is a cow.
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