Species generator lols
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on a scale of 1 to 10, where 1 is normal life for a normal person and 10 is Saints Row 4, Vinyl's AUs are at least 14
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So I guess this just has a database of facts and combines them randomly. I got one that also said "They keep humans as pets and force them to fight eachother for the purposes of entertainment." Note the same typo.
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Yeah I got that one too one time. I wonder if the humans get weapons to fight with or if they gotta use their fists.
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They use their [CLASSIFIED] or their teeth.Daynel wrote:Yeah I got that one too one time. I wonder if the humans get weapons to fight with or if they gotta use their fists.
{hephaestus} is a real scale that you will be placed in should you learn of the likes of [plutuos], {ultron}, [hephaestus], [mikumikuleek], and [republicans].L-ADM Error wrote:Just how wack are we talking about here?
I need to know these things for science. Literally science.
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They aren't tags. They're the official names. What, you'd rather me to say 'that one AU where incest is an unavoidable constant' instead of [plutuos]?L-ADM Error wrote:Overuse of tags....
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Species: Putons
Home-World: Eldav
Description: A race of spindly bipeds who evolved on a low-gravity world. They are physically very weak and are unable to survive in high-gravity environments. They are expert linguists, and they have made it their mission in life to promote peace and cooperation throughout the galaxy. They have forged a strong alliance with a neighboring species, with whom they have strong cultural and economic ties.
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If it prevents the use of things in brackets, say whatever you want within forum rules.

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Except some of them aren't. Also, I don't *have* to use brackets. I could simply write mikumikuleek. But, with things like ultron, it could easily be confused with the latest Marvel movie, or the Google browser NASA uses. Clarification, along with rule compliance, topped with all-or-nothing.L-ADM Error wrote:If it prevents the use of things in brackets, say whatever you want within forum rules.
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Or, and I understand that this suggestion is way out there even by the standards of this conversation, we could try keeping the thread on-topic.
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So how about them Putons? Heard they were trying to Anschluss Ukraine
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I agree.Last_Jedi_Standing wrote:Or, and I understand that this suggestion is way out there even by the standards of this conversation, we could try keeping the thread on-topic.
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Species: Grenushirmorane
Home-World: Hades Prime
Description: A race of plants. They can live as long as a thousand years. They evolved in another galaxy.
Oh meh gawd, so interesting.
Home-World: Hades Prime
Description: A race of plants. They can live as long as a thousand years. They evolved in another galaxy.
Oh meh gawd, so interesting.
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Species: Sheromi
Home-World: Soleon
Description: A race of fascist and cold-blooded avians. Officially, their head of state is a large, unintelligent food animal, which is thought to carry the reincarnated soul of one of their greatest generals. It is mostly a ceremonial role. Their claws are strong enough to open a can of peaches. They love canned peaches
Hrmmm.....
Home-World: Soleon
Description: A race of fascist and cold-blooded avians. Officially, their head of state is a large, unintelligent food animal, which is thought to carry the reincarnated soul of one of their greatest generals. It is mostly a ceremonial role. Their claws are strong enough to open a can of peaches. They love canned peaches
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Confirmed: Strigish- I mean Strigiforme love canned peaches and their actual leader is a cow.
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