Species generator lols

Shadowcatbot · Post by **Shadowcatbot** » Mon Sep 22, 2014 11:07 pm

Species: Exui

Home-World: Uzef IV

Description: A race of cannibalistic invertebrates who have very limited imaginations. They are experts in genetic engineering and create living spaceships. They excrete a flammable liquid from their armpits, which they use as a form of currency.

Seems legit.

http://www.scifiideas.com/alien-species-generator/

Crash Override · Post by **Crash Override** » Mon Sep 22, 2014 11:41 pm

Species: Xhuhwae

Home-World: Chulia

Description: A race of humanoid aliens with light sensitive spots all over their bodies and blue lips. They have a hive mind and breed clone armies during times of war.

Archduke Daynel, PhD · Post by **Archduke Daynel, PhD** » Mon Sep 22, 2014 11:46 pm

Species: Krayolorn

Home-World: Sananda

Description: A race of religious bovids who speak a complex gestural language. They have two mouths; one to eat with and one to drink with. They keep humans as pets and force them to fight eachother for the purposes of entertainment.

Ivan2006 · Post by **Ivan2006** » Tue Sep 23, 2014 1:34 am

Species: Bomadaloon

Home-World: Yishda 5

Description: A race of nocturnal humanoids. They have excellent logic skills. Officially, their head of state is a large, unintelligent food animal, which is thought to carry the reincarnated soul of one of their greatest generals. It is mostly a ceremonial role.

Archduke Daynel, PhD · Post by **Archduke Daynel, PhD** » Tue Sep 23, 2014 2:53 am

"Oh great Cow of Yishda 5, king of the Bomadaloon, should we at last spread out and violently conquer the universe, or should we continue living a peaceful existence?"
"Moooo"
"...I have no idea what that means but ok"

Saravanth · Post by **Saravanth** » Tue Sep 23, 2014 10:17 am

Species: Najahan

Home-World: Horgan

Description: A race of officious and small bipeds. Every five years, they sacrifice 10% of their population to an aggressive alien race, who consume them as food. While this is mostly done to appease the alien aggressors, it has also proven to be an effective form of population control. They grow at an alarming rate and become sexually mature only one year after birth They posses both male and female sexual organs and are only able to procreate with one of their own parents.

Fucking what?

Post by **Error** » Tue Sep 23, 2014 10:19 am

Saravanth wrote: Fucking what?

Saravanth · Post by **Saravanth** » Tue Sep 23, 2014 10:20 am

If anyone says "Their parents" I'll kill that person with Shiva's bare hands.

Post by **Error** » Tue Sep 23, 2014 10:31 am

*steps back*

Whoa mate calm down okay

Archduke Daynel, PhD · Post by **Archduke Daynel, PhD** » Tue Sep 23, 2014 10:38 am

Saravanth wrote:If anyone says "Their parents" I'll kill that person with Shiva's bare hands.

Their..
Their....
Actually nevermind not gonna say it.

Ivan2006 · Post by **Ivan2006** » Tue Sep 23, 2014 10:47 am

Saravanth, your species is fucked up worse than Vinyl's AUs.

Vinyl · Post by **Vinyl** » Tue Sep 23, 2014 11:52 am

Ivan2006 wrote:Saravanth, your species is fucked up worse than Vinyl's AUs.

>[plutous] isn't a real thing where you will be sent at the first sign of defiance.

Post by **Error** » Tue Sep 23, 2014 11:55 am

Vinyl wrote:
Ivan2006 wrote:Saravanth, your species is fucked up worse than Vinyl's AUs.
>[plutous] isn't a real thing where you will be sent at the first sign of defiance.

Vin, your AUs are actually preddy tame, unless Ivan has seen the completely wack ones.

That said, AUs are, by definition, wack.

Ivan2006 · Post by **Ivan2006** » Tue Sep 23, 2014 12:33 pm

L-ADM Error wrote:
Vinyl wrote:
Ivan2006 wrote:Saravanth, your species is fucked up worse than Vinyl's AUs.
>[plutous] isn't a real thing where you will be sent at the first sign of defiance.
Vin, your AUs are actually preddy tame, unless Ivan has seen the completely wack ones.

That said, AUs are, by definition, wack.

Vinyl lets me proofread his wackest AUs.
That said, I think I have to take back the comment that Saravanth's species is more fucked up.
Vinyl can make his AUs very whacky.

Post by **Error** » Tue Sep 23, 2014 12:38 pm

Just how wack are we talking about here?

I need to know these things for science. Literally science.

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