4chan is kill

[Error]

http://i.imgur.com/G0eIGQx.jpg

Well, shit. Now we've lost the delicate 4chan-tubmlr balance of SJWs vs. Shitposters.

While 4chan was hardly a heartwarming place (more like amusing and gleefully cruel), it was kinda co forting to know the shitposters were contained there.

Also: yes, this is fact. Moot posted something about "enforcing the board rules" (which do exist). Funny how he had to do a modpurge to manage that.

TL;DR moot sells out to SJW legions and begins purging the essence of 4chan from 4chan.

[Archduke Daynel, PhD]

One of the few remaining places of true freedom of speech, now gone.
Oh well.

[Saravanth]

fck

[Prototype]

Is of bad

[Tau]

I impulsively started humming Nearer My God To Thee after seeing this.

RIP in peace, you glorious fucking bastard.

[Error]

[Sad celtic music intensifies]

In the bleak future of humanity, 4chan has died a miserable death at the hands of SJWs. Tumblr is the leading website of the world, followed closely be Facebook and Fox News.

Mankind is facing oppression as never before, disguised as "freedom" and "security." After Obama's presidential term ended, the United States returned to its former state of capitalism and greed. In the once so free Scandinavia, conservatist and capitalist political parties have taken over the government.

Australia was lost to spiders, emus, and sky-high costs on everything; the population of New Zealand slowly went extinct because all the sheep spontaneously combusted.

The majority of Africa's population was lost to Ebola, because of the projects to fight the disease were deemed "racist" by the now allmighty SJWs of Tumblr. The remains descended into Somalia levels of anarchy, somehow being freer and perhaps even safer than the rest of the world.

The majority of Asia was polluted by china or irradiated by North-Korean nuclear weapon tests, and the jungles faced massive deforestation. The bamboo plants, and consequently, the panda went extinct.

The UN could only watch helpless as Russia slowly took more and more land in Europe, Putin becoming the undisputed leader of the New United Soviet Socialist Republic.

During this time, NASA were on the verge of inventing warp-drive technology, but the United States cut all their funding to spend it on the military.

Brazil fell to corruption and horrible infrastructure, much like the rest of South America. Somehow, the drug cartels managed to make life better for the locals, with no government fighting them.

All in all, it was a bleak future for mankind. But one thing was very clear:

The world, as we know it, had come to an end.

[҉]

OK. I have never been to 4chan, and I've done my best to stay out of such places. I don't even know what SJW means. But nothing I'm seeing here makes me at all sorry for you blighters. Everything I've ever heard about 4chan disgusts me. Free speech is great, but the world could do a lot worse than purging places that exist solely to let assholes be assholes.

[Saravanth]

SJW: Social Justice Warrior. Tumblr. As bad as 4chan was known to have been, tumblr's pretentiousness and hypocrisy was even worse.

[Error]

What replaced it is arguably even worse. So we mourn the lesser of two evils.

"SJW (Social Justice Warrior): Someone who argues on the internet about equality and freedom, generally from an incredibly shallow, poorly thought-out, and misandrist point of view." Essentially.

4chin and tumblr kept each other in check by essentially letting 4chan troll itself via tumblr. Now the shitposters of 4chan have nowhere to shitpost. They're no longer contained.

[҉]

So... we're mourning the removal of a community of people who hate equality and freedom? Surely that's not correct.

[Archduke Daynel, PhD]

Tumblr's SJWs are the guy in the white suit who at the end of the movie turned out to be the bad guy.
4chan was the guy dressed in a dirty black cloak who had a lot of power but just sat in a cellar all day looking at weird *, occasionally doing stuff against the bad guys, and sometimes against the good guys too, but not as much or serious.

[҉]

What I see in the image that was posted here is basically the word '*' repeated a bunch of times. I'm gonna need a damn good reason to feel sorry for whoever wrote that.

[Error]

The people who killed 4chan refer to "rape" as *anything* that a man does to a woman non-consentually.

Note the "anything" (meant literally).

4chan are assholes. SJWs are assholes. But 4chan isn't self-righteous about it.

[҉]

So it's a choice between the people who are assholes for the right reasons and the people who are assholes just for the sake of being assholes. Again, I'm not seeing much to like over on 4chan's side of that equation.

[Archduke Daynel, PhD]

What I see in the image that was posted here is basically the word '*' repeated a bunch of times. I'm gonna need a damn good reason to feel sorry for whoever wrote that.

It should be noted that 4chan don't use "*" or "retard" or anything like that seriously. When they say "*" they don't mean "you're stupid which makes you gay which makes you stupider", they mean it like "you're a fucktard/*/dumbass".
And Error, SJWs pretty much refer to "rape" as anything a man does to a woman, consentially or non-consentually. A girl really wanted to have sex with you but she regrets afterwards? You raped her and should kill yourself.