Looking of how good draw I am!

[Vinyl]

General direction can be generalized to fit both of you equally. That's why it's a general direction and not a specific direction.

[Iv121]

Well I just don't remember its name honestly (Id recognize it if I see it though) , watched a few episodes couse was told is good ... and quit. Im done with em for a while anyway, had mah peak into Japanese randomness, now back to western stuff ...

[Vinyl]

Well I just don't remember its name honestly (Id recognize it if I see it though) , watched a few episodes couse was told is good ... and quit. Im done with em for a while anyway, had mah peak into Japanese randomness, now back to western stuff ...

Why western stuff? Is there no good middle eastern stuff.

[Iv121]

Like what ? Turkish Melodramas ? Well there is that one good drama I think that went on our TV for a while about Sultan Suleiman the Great and all the drama he had in his palace (Harem, and you thought harem is a Japanese anime genre which is filled from top to bottom with naked girls eh ? You pervs ). Well the Harem is in fact filled from top to bottom with women and castrated men , just those women are more like vicious snakes trying to give children to the sultan then putting their children on the throne, using dirty methods to clear the way for their son to be a heir, couse you know once a heir becomes a sultan he kills all his brothers to prevent uprisings, such are their traditions ...

Well like all long drama series it gets too similar as the episodes pass , and you know open Wikipedia and you know the outcome. Sultan gets a Slaavic slave that he really likes (though he gets a son from another woman first), another woman really hates new slave tries to kill slave actually survives and marries the Sultan becoming the only woman he has with a wife status (usually sultans dont take specific wives). Wife gives birth to 3 boys and 1 girl, girl grows to be as much of a snake as her mother who practically mows down everything in her path towards the Sultan, eventually she convinces Sultan first son is traitor father kills him, second son is murdered to clear way to first son then first son is killed acutally, 3rd son does rebel against his father but gets killed, 5th son can't stand the bloodshed and dies , last son becomes Sultan, man its like the hunger games !

[Vinyl]

Like what ? Turkish Melodramas ? Well there is that one good drama I think that went on our TV for a while about Sultan Suleiman the Great and all the drama he had in his palace (Harem, and you thought harem is a Japanese anime genre which is filled from top to bottom with naked girls eh ? You pervs ). Well the Harem is in fact filled from top to bottom with women and castrated men , just those women are more like vicious snakes trying to give children to the sultan then putting their children on the throne, using dirty methods to clear the way for their son to be a heir, couse you know once a heir becomes a sultan he kills all his brothers to prevent uprisings, such are their traditions ...

Well like all long drama series it gets too similar as the episodes pass ...

Actually I did know what an *actual* harem is. When you assume you make and ass out of me and you. Also sounds like it'd be interesting for the first few episodes, then I'd probably drop it and go back to Canadian-shows-that-were-canceled-by-their-network-and-were-picked-up-by-an-American-one.

[Vinyl]

Spoiler:

NEW Orange Paint! Made with 30% less bone! Get yours today!
Hexalani Orange Paint is a snack food, made with 99% Strigiforme and 1% orange food dye. It is the #1 export and is eaten everyday in households across the universe.
Now available for just $14.99. It's also naturally flavored, guaranteed Strigiforme taste.

EDIT:
Now available in the Novan Commonwealth and Mobian Republic.
Localized version contains 0% owl, and is a bit thicker, but we assure you the same great taste!
Now available for just $19.44.
Localized version contains 99% artificial owl. Artificial owl contains no organic molecules. Artificial owl has been cleared by the MFDA and NFDA as safe for consumption. Localized version is artificially flavored.

[Ivan2006]

No, not in the MR.

[Vinyl]

No, not in the MR.

CNBC Broadcast:
Freighters delivering paints supplies to Hexalani shipyards have been frequently raided during the portion of their journey through Mobian territory. No official statement from either government has yet been released.

EDIT:
CNBC Broadcast:
All over the Mobian Republic, there are reports of canisters, labeled in Carthaic, the native language of the Hexalani and our ancestors, filled with an orange gel. Preliminary testing of the gel has revealed, among other things, copious amounts of Strigiforme DNA. Hexalan has offered a linguistic expert to the Mobians.

EDIT2:
Standard (Available in Empire territories and allowing nations):

Spoiler:

- Strigiforme bone marrow (tested for health safety, does not contain any ailments or diseases)
- Strigiforme blood (tested for health safety, does not contain any ailments or diseases)
- Orange B (food-safe orange coloring agent)
- Adhesive residue (edible. Allows product to be used as a paint)
- Amphetamine (4 grams)
- Alos K1 (food-safe binding agent)
- Kirian 9 (food-safe anti-clotting agent)

Localized (Available in Mobian Republic and legally similar nations):

Spoiler:

- Artificial Owl (inorganic molecules made to mimic texture of Strigiforme blood/bone marrow mixture)
- Orange B (food-safe orange coloring agent)
- Alos K1 (food-safe binding agent)

EDIT3: Updated Standard recipe.

[ACH0225]

Liar; you didn't capture enough owls in our last war to produce enough to feed any local population. Stop lying to your consumers.

@Iv- I think everyone already knew the origins of the harem

[Vinyl]

Liar; you didn't capture enough owls in our last war to produce enough to feed any local population. Stop lying to your consumers.

The standard variant in no way violates and Hexalani law. Not even the fact it doesn't even list the contents on the package, and just has the price, the guarantee, and a picture of a guy eating a delectable spoonful on it.

[Prototype]

This is why I am of robot. Eating any prisoners will be painful at best.

[Ivan2006]

@ACH AFAIK he makes them out of the owls he killed

The MR has declined the Hexalani linguist stating they "have their own linguists" and urges Hexalan to "supress the smuggleing of this material into MR territory".
The MR also states that it will tighten security for ships transporting Hexalani supplies through MR territory, as it is suspected that the "paint" is being smuggled in along with the recently common raids on those ships.

[Tell]

I don't even know what you guys are doing in this thread anymore.

[Vinyl]

Spoiler:

NEW Orange Paint: Special Tajer Edition!
Enjoy hearty chunks of your favorite furred race, the Tajerians!
Special Tajer Edition is only available in the Hexalan Expanses. Special Tajer Edition is naturally and artificially flavored. Special Tajer Edition does not contain Tajer.

[ACH0225]

@ACH AFAIK he makes them out of the owls he killed

Those have definitely expired then. That, and most have a cyanide packet available, so a lot would be unusable.