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Archduke Daynel, PhD - Rear Admiral

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Re: It's the end of the world as you know it
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by Archduke Daynel, PhD » Tue Jul 29, 2014 6:10 am
CommanderKobialka wrote:Daynel wrote:Send some special forces to Russia with a nuke, and launch it at that city.
Then blame russia and nuke their nuke supply and then their entire country.
As soon as they hear that we blamed them they'll turn the entire country to radioactive dust. Probably Europe too, just to be absolutely sure. And while they're nuking things, they'll take out all those pesky middle eastern countries. Russia, China, and North Korea will be the only survivors in the end.
But it was not, as some had predicted, the end of the world. Instead, the apocalypse was simply the prologue to another bloody chapter of human history. For man had succeeded in destroying the world - but war, war never changes.
In the early days, thousands were spared the horrors of the holocaust by taking refuge in enormous underground shelters, known as vaults. But when they emerged, they had only the hell of the wastes to greet them...
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CommanderKobialka - Lt. Commander

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by CommanderKobialka » Tue Jul 29, 2014 6:16 am
all except those in Vault 101. For on that fateful day, when fire rained from the sky, the giant steel door of Vault 101 slid closed... and never reopened. It was here you were born. It is here you will die. Because, in Vault 101: no one ever enters, and no one ever leaves.
Throw the commies in the drink so my country can be free!
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Archduke Daynel, PhD - Rear Admiral

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by Archduke Daynel, PhD » Tue Jul 29, 2014 6:23 am
Hey, when the situation starts getting real tense, anyone want to start Vault-Tec, just to frighten people even more?
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Vinyl - Fleet Admiral

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by Vinyl » Tue Jul 29, 2014 2:44 pm
Daynel wrote:Hey, when the situation starts getting real tense, anyone want to start Vault-Tec, just to frighten people even more?
Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! Teacher, pick me!
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Archduke Daynel, PhD - Rear Admiral

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by Archduke Daynel, PhD » Wed Jul 30, 2014 1:37 am
So there's me, Vinyl... come on guys we need more people if we're gonna start building vaults, we're gonna need thousands of those things!
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CommanderKobialka - Lt. Commander

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by CommanderKobialka » Wed Jul 30, 2014 6:14 am
No, I don say.
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by Saravanth » Wed Jul 30, 2014 9:01 am
CommanderKobialka wrote:I told a friend about this post and he pointed out that Bethesda would probably sue us for using the name Vault-Tec.
U don sey
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CommanderKobialka - Lt. Commander

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by CommanderKobialka » Wed Jul 30, 2014 9:24 am
No, I don't.
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by Shadowcatbot » Wed Jul 30, 2014 11:29 am
Saravanth wrote:CommanderKobialka wrote:I told a friend about this post and he pointed out that Bethesda would probably sue us for using the name Vault-Tec.
U don sey
Some phone company or whatever named there voice recognition software Cortana. During the commercial I could feel the Halo lawsuits incoming like nukes.
In yo ceiling, stealin yo wires
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Vinyl - Fleet Admiral

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by Vinyl » Wed Jul 30, 2014 11:45 am
Shadowcat wrote:During the commercial I could feel the Microsfot tide incoming like nukes.
FTFY
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by Shadowcatbot » Wed Jul 30, 2014 11:56 am
Vinyl.jpeg wrote:Shadowcat wrote:During the commercial I could feel the Microsfot tide incoming like nukes.
FTFY
Ah Microsfot.
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Archduke Daynel, PhD - Rear Admiral

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by Archduke Daynel, PhD » Wed Jul 30, 2014 2:43 pm
Solution: We take the name Safehouse/Shelter/Whatever Technologies.
Or TechTron? Maybe? No? k den.
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Vinyl - Fleet Admiral

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by Vinyl » Wed Jul 30, 2014 2:55 pm
Daynel wrote:Solution: We take the name TechTron.
cats wrote:I literally cannot be wrong about this fictional universe
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by Tau » Wed Jul 30, 2014 7:48 pm
Shadowcat wrote:Saravanth wrote:CommanderKobialka wrote:I told a friend about this post and he pointed out that Bethesda would probably sue us for using the name Vault-Tec.
U don sey
Some phone company or whatever named there voice recognition software Cortana. During the commercial I could feel the Halo lawsuits incoming like nukes.
Halo is produced by Bungie, which is owned by Microsoft.
The OS that includes Cortana is Windows Phone 8, made by - you guessed it - Microsoft.
You fucked up, have a nice day.
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Archduke Daynel, PhD - Rear Admiral

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by Archduke Daynel, PhD » Thu Jul 31, 2014 2:27 am
Tau wrote:
Shadowcat wrote:Some phone company or whatever named there voice recognition software Cortana. During the commercial I could feel the Halo lawsuits incoming like nukes.
Halo is produced by Bungie, which is owned by Microsoft.
The OS that includes Cortana is Windows Phone 8, made by - you guessed it - Microsoft.
You fucked up, have a nice day.
Takeoff, crash, burn.
That wend pretty well.
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