First Europe, then the world!

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First Europe, then the world!

Post by Ivan2006 » Tue Jul 08, 2014 6:40 am

Fact: Austrians are just pretending to not be nationalist.
We are actually secretly planning to take over the EU by convincing everyone to adopt our well-working system until Europe has been turned into Austria and then we'll rule Europe.
Then we'll run a campaign to take over the world, avoiding the strategical mistakes made by the Thrid Reich.
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Re: First Europe, then the world!

Post by Prototype » Tue Jul 08, 2014 6:46 am

Just cut the crap and go straight to the nuking, might work better.
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Re: First Europe, then the world!

Post by Ivan2006 » Tue Jul 08, 2014 6:53 am

prototype wrote:Just cut the crap and go straight to the nuking, might work better.
We can't.
We need to at least take Israel first so we have access to proper counter-nuke technologies.
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Re: First Europe, then the world!

Post by Error » Tue Jul 08, 2014 7:02 am

Only problem is once you take over Europe, the bloody Americans will decide to poke their ludcrously oversized nose into matters.

That, and the Fourth Reich is doomed to fail without a competent Evil Overlord. Join the Futurecraft Empire.
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Re: First Europe, then the world!

Post by Ivan2006 » Tue Jul 08, 2014 7:09 am

But we halready have that, Error. He can even claim to not be evil to the Americans.
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Re: First Europe, then the world!

Post by Error » Tue Jul 08, 2014 7:12 am

No, no, no...

See, an Evil Overlord is obviously such. He's a right bastard.

But his own people love him despite his obvious evil, and he has an excellent Empire (if you're someone within his turf, you live well. Outside? Not so much), and he is ready to do anything to accomplish his goals (even granting great power to himself through wierd rituals and such).

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Re: First Europe, then the world!

Post by ACH0225 » Tue Jul 08, 2014 7:52 am

The problem is Ivan that Germoney already did this with the 4th Reich, commonly referred to as the European Economic Zone or "Eurozone". This region of standardized currency allows the Germans to control each nation's economic futures, and to retain their control by staging crashes in some nations to force others to use their economic power to fix it.
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Re: First Europe, then the world!

Post by CMA » Tue Jul 08, 2014 1:51 pm

Funny story, I literally know a Hungarian Austro-Hungarian monarchist.
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Re: First Europe, then the world!

Post by Shadowcatbot » Tue Jul 08, 2014 2:47 pm

You can have Europe, We just want your cheese and wine.
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