The bots have come

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The bots have come

Post by Shadowcatbot » Fri May 23, 2014 9:24 pm

Bing now has a bit here
That's google, bing, china, and a spider.

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Re: The bots have come

Post by Vinyl » Fri May 23, 2014 9:27 pm

Bing has had a bot here since forevs.
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Re: The bots have come

Post by Shadowcatbot » Fri May 23, 2014 9:44 pm

Admiral Vinyl wrote:Bing has had a bot here since forevs.
I figured but it shows up so little it's like a new bot :3

We should make a bot group. Call it orphaned programs or some shit.
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Re: The bots have come

Post by Tau » Fri May 23, 2014 10:17 pm

The Bing Federation has sent a scout cruiser to examine the area. They seem to have evaded Google and Baidu's sensors so far, but they won't last much longer - Google's dreadnought Googleplexian Prime has a state-of-the-art space crawler sensor system, and the Totally Free and Liberated Democratic People and Government's Empire of Baidu's advance fleet is close by.
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Re: The bots have come

Post by ACH0225 » Fri May 23, 2014 10:40 pm

The superdreadnought of the Majestic Empire, Majestic 12 has arrived.
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Re: The bots have come

Post by Vinyl » Fri May 23, 2014 10:55 pm

The Majestic Superdread has evaded the other's this yet, but how long it will last, none can tell.
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Re: The bots have come

Post by Shadowcatbot » Sat May 24, 2014 2:27 am

Can you even legally put 'evaded' and 'dreadnought' in the same sentence without 'the' between it?
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Re: The bots have come

Post by Ivan2006 » Sat May 24, 2014 10:55 am

Shadowcat wrote:Can you even legally put 'evaded' and 'dreadnought' in the same sentence without 'the' between it?
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Re: The bots have come

Post by Solar112 » Sat May 24, 2014 3:20 pm

Shadowcat wrote:Can you even legally put 'evaded' and 'dreadnought' in the same sentence without 'the' between it?
Stealth generator thingymabobs.

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Re: The bots have come

Post by cats » Sat May 24, 2014 3:40 pm

Solar112 wrote:
Shadowcat wrote:Can you even legally put 'evaded' and 'dreadnought' in the same sentence without 'the' between it?
Stealth generator thingymabobs.
Stealth generator thingymaboobs.
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Re: The bots have come

Post by Tau » Sat May 24, 2014 10:40 pm

catsonmeth wrote:
Solar112 wrote:
Shadowcat wrote:Can you even legally put 'evaded' and 'dreadnought' in the same sentence without 'the' between it?
Stealth generator thingymabobs.
Stealth generator thingymaboobs.
Stealth generator *.
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Re: The bots have come

Post by Archduke Daynel, PhD » Sun May 25, 2014 2:09 pm

An MSN news ship dares venture in these troubled areas.
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Re: The bots have come

Post by cats » Sun May 25, 2014 2:42 pm

Tau wrote:
catsonmeth wrote:
Solar112 wrote: Stealth generator thingymabobs.
Stealth generator thingymaboobs.
Stealth generator *.
Look, a new signature.
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Re: The bots have come

Post by Shadowcatbot » Mon Jun 02, 2014 3:12 pm

MSNbot Media has arrived.
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Re: The bots have come

Post by Crash Override » Tue Jun 03, 2014 3:03 am

you know,chillin...

killin..
" We explore... and you call us criminals. We seek after knowledge, and you call us criminals.We exist without skin color, without nationality, without religous bias... and you call us criminals.You build atomic bombs, you wage wars, you murder, cheat, and lie to us and try to make us believe it's for our own good, yet we're the
criminals.Yes, I am a crimial. My crime is that of curiosity."

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