Super power lottery

[Shadowcatbot]

Found this and thought it was pretty neat.
Go to this link http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random five times and wrote down what you got.
I got this:
1.Concept-dependent immortality - As long as the concept I embody exists I'm immortal.
2.Hyalokinetic-combat - I can levitate shards of glass
3.Air Aversion inducement - The ability to make other weaker when they come in close contact or touch the element air
4.Supernatural Athletiscism - I'm the god athlete
5.Hammer generation - I can generate hammers from my body parts.

Another one cause why the fuck not.
1.Infared perception - Thermal vision
2.Tachyon mimicry - Turning myself into Tachyons/infinite speed
3.Inugami physiology - Traits of a dog god
4.Remolding - The ability to remold people or objects into a more efficient form includig myself
5.Cosmic storm - The ability to make storms on the cosmic level

[cats]

Okay.

Omniaudience/Absolute Hearing: The ability to hear everything.
Belief Warping: The power to alter reality based on one's own beliefs
Dream Embodiment: The embodiment of dreams, complete control of one's own/others' dreams
Pain Transferal: Transferring physical/mental pain from one being to another.
Vulnerability Inducement: Making others around you physically/mentally weak.

Damn I think I'm a supervillain.

[Archduke Daynel, PhD]

1: Roman Deity Physiology - I can use the powers and traits of roman deities.
2: Relative Appearance Alteration - I appear to others as what appeals to their personal taste.
3: Electrical Wall Generation - I can use electricity to create solid walls in any form I want, capable of defense, reflection and energy generation.
4: Cartoon Constructs - I can turn any cartoon into a real-life construct.
5: Treachery Inducement - I can cause targets to betray others.

I'm OP.

[Error]

1. Waterfowl physiology - I'm a duck. Good to know.
2. Peak human longevity - I have a massively extended lifespan.
3. Directed me to the list of mental abilities, so apparently I'm a mind god.
4. Mutation inducement - I can create and manipulate genetic mutations in myself and others.
5. Strong force manipulation - I get to screw with the bonds between atoms and such.

So I'm either a god, a supervillain, or the world's most dangerous duck. Cool.

[cats]

Okay, so Error is Ducktor Manhattan, Daynel is the bastard son of Loki, Jupiter, and Walt Disney, and I'm the Antichrist.

[Error]

So when do we put our Evil Plan (little tm thing) into motion?

[cats]

Anyone think this might make a good RP?

[Iv121]

Well my highlight is definitely asexual reproduction ! Who needs that cosmic entity shit when you can have sex with yourself all day ... yea ? Fk. Well I definitely got some good stuff out:

Extrasensory Combat - Spidey sense and generally improved intuition and shit.
Asexual Reproduction - Have babies on your own, description of pregnancy entrance methods and how the hell I gonna give birth as a male not included plus the end result is babies and shit, emphasis on shit.
Painless Damage - now no matter how hard I try it seems like my tourturer career is over, well apart from mental torture ! I excel in that one BTW ! Im sure you all think Im a total pain in the ass and shit.
Underworld Beast Manipulation - Wooho ! Necromancy !
Cosmic entity - Be space Buddha, as you step the universe moves with you, prob is you step on other ppl and shit by mistake.

[Solar112]

Omnipotence: the ability to be almighty in every sense and aspect.
Tachyon Mimicry: The user is granted the ability to turn their whole body in tachyon particles at will.
Creation: User can create organic or inorganic matter from nothing
Spirit Magic: Users are able to use spirit magic
Destruction: Users with this unlimited power can destroy anything, everything and everyone,

[Iv121]

Hell I went for another round and ... shit, Im an inflating bat god, literally:
Absolute will - "And said god 'let there be light' and light there was, and he called the light day and the dark night, and will be day and will be night - the first day"
Inflation, well you get it, bat body, regeneration and green lantern powa ! *The power sick bastard goes for another round*

[Archduke Daynel, PhD]

So when do we put our Evil Plan (little tm thing) into motion?

I can manipulate time, so anywhen you want.

Anyone think this might make a good RP?

Fuck yes. Long as I can keep what I got now.

[Iv121]

Too op to be useful in RPs, I mean second draw Im god, first draw Im self reproducing demigod, in theory I can be the next zerg just made entirely out of OP versions of Kerrigan.

[Archduke Daynel, PhD]

You may be god, but I'm all the gods.
All of them.
The roman ones at least.

[cats]

It could be toned down easily enough, we could even do something with dice and levels and stuff.

[Saravanth]

1. Self Combustion.
2. Prehensile Tongue. I can tongue-rape you.
3. Tranquilizer Breath, making you tranquil with just one breath
4. Severing of anything and everything, really. Probably though tongue contact.
5. Fire Breath. As if self combustion wasn't enough fiyah.

What am I? Nurgle's flamethrower?