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The Chinese are watching us

Post by Shadowcatbot » Wed Apr 30, 2014 10:06 pm

The Baidu spider bot is watching, waiting, crawling.

QUICK START SPEAKING IN FR0STIAN!
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Re: The Chinese are watching us

Post by Luna » Wed Apr 30, 2014 10:08 pm

I don't get the point of the bots, what are they supposed to be doing? Why are they spying on us?
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Re: The Chinese are watching us

Post by Chairman_Tiel » Wed Apr 30, 2014 10:19 pm

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Re: The Chinese are watching us

Post by Shadowcatbot » Wed Apr 30, 2014 10:54 pm

Luna wrote:I don't get the point of the bots, what are they supposed to be doing? Why are they spying on us?
Well the Google [bot] is a search bot, it scans the forums and when people search keywords that show up here it pops up as one of the options. However the Baidu [spider] is a spider, spiders are sent out to collect information such as copying threads to a new forum. However Baidu is basically the Chinese (aprovedish) version of google and wikipedia. Why the hell it's targeting this forum I don't know.
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Re: The Chinese are watching us

Post by Archduke Daynel, PhD » Thu May 01, 2014 2:20 am

They want to recruit us to the chinese space navy.
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Re: The Chinese are watching us

Post by Ivan2006 » Thu May 01, 2014 2:39 am

Actually, the chinese search engine works by copying western websites to Chinese servers in order to assure no bad propaganda reaches them.
I am highly confused as to why they are so interested in us tho. I mean, Baidu is here more than Google, wtf. Maybe it has to do with the Chinese counter-Strigiforme intelligence program.
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Re: The Chinese are watching us

Post by Saravanth » Thu May 01, 2014 7:30 am

Well, there was one time on the old-old forums when I noticed about a dozen more people than usual being online, and after a quick check with /whoisonline it appeared they came from the same chinese city. But that's about it. Idk.
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Re: The Chinese are watching us

Post by Iv121 » Thu May 01, 2014 7:54 am

I blame it on Tiel's signature.
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Re: The Chinese are watching us

Post by Shadowcatbot » Thu May 01, 2014 4:58 pm

One day, China will fall to the imperium of democracy and its filthy censoring will die C: >:D (^-^)/
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Re: The Chinese are watching us

Post by CMA » Thu May 01, 2014 8:14 pm

Shadowcat wrote:One day, China will fall to the imperium of democracy and its filthy censoring will die C: >:D (^-^)/
>US
>Democracy
>EU
>Democracy
>Russia
>Democracy
5/5 would laff's again's spurdo bordre lars lora :DDDDDDD
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Re: The Chinese are watching us

Post by Shadowcatbot » Thu May 01, 2014 9:03 pm

CMA wrote:
Shadowcat wrote:One day, China will fall to the imperium of democracy and its filthy censoring will die C: >:D (^-^)/
>US
>Democracy
>EU
>Democracy
>Russia
>Democracy
5/5 would laff's again's spurdo bordre lars lora :DDDDDDD
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Re: The Chinese are watching us

Post by CMA » Thu May 01, 2014 9:07 pm

Shadowcat wrote:
CMA wrote:
Shadowcat wrote:One day, China will fall to the imperium of democracy and its filthy censoring will die C: >:D (^-^)/
>US
>Democracy
>EU
>Democracy
>Russia
>Democracy
5/5 would laff's again's spurdo bordre lars lora :DDDDDDD
Engrish pl0x, we all speak it here.
I was using the code of Finnish/German menes to say that there's no such thing as democracy anymore, the US is a sort of Plutarchy, Russia is... Russia, and the EU is the 4th Reich.
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Re: The Chinese are watching us

Post by Shadowcatbot » Thu May 01, 2014 9:42 pm

CMA wrote:
Shadowcat wrote: Engrish pl0x, we all speak it here.
I was using the code of Finnish/German menes to say that there's no such thing as democracy anymore, the US is a sort of Plutarchy, Russia is... Russia, and the EU is the 4th Reich.
Of course there's no such thing as democracy anymore, democracy by itself is horrible at anything more the city states. That democratic republic however.
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Re: The Chinese are watching us

Post by Archduke Daynel, PhD » Fri May 02, 2014 1:25 am

CMA wrote:
Shadowcat wrote:One day, China will fall to the imperium of democracy and its filthy censoring will die C: >:D (^-^)/
>US
>Democracy
>EU
>Democracy
>Russia
>Democracy
5/5 would laff's again's spurdo bordre lars lora :DDDDDDD
>Norway
>Democracy
>Not EU
>Oil though
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Re: The Chinese are watching us

Post by Ivan2006 » Fri May 02, 2014 5:23 am

CMA wrote: I was using the code of Finnish/German menes to say that there's no such thing as democracy anymore, the US is a sort of Plutarchy, Russia is... Russia, and the EU is the 4th Reich.
I actually have difficulties trying to understand where the EU would get the title 4th Reich from.
Right now, the EU is actually something no one is really sure what it is. Because basically every political party wants the EU to be something different.
I do agree with the US being a plutocracy and Putin being a * who wants to restore the USSR tho.
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