Things fr0st is not allowed to do

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Things fr0st is not allowed to do

Post by Error » Mon Apr 28, 2014 6:37 pm

Fr0st is not allowed to use SCP-294 to request a "cup of memetic orgasm" then post it on the forum.
-Addendum: nor is he permitted to request a cup of "Dear God no".
Fr0st is not allowed to claim "FC is done", then link said cup of memetic orgasm from off site.

Fr0st is not allowed to start a "FC Demolition Derby, starring Iv, Tiel, Fenway, Ivan, and Solar". Not even in an attempt to terminate [snowdrift].

He is most definirely not allowed to start a drinking contest between him and Cass. Not even if he is sure he can win.

As amusing as the Explosive Urination incident was, taunting Demon Baby with a playboy magazine is right out.

Fr0st is denied access to Area 52. Nor is he permitted to use [bedroom] on it.

He is to refrain from using his "Hammer" as a "Tool of negotiation".
-Addendum: "The Anvil" is also forbidden on the forum.
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Re: Things fr0st is not allowed to do

Post by cats » Mon Apr 28, 2014 8:06 pm

("The Hammer" is what fr0st calls his *)
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Re: Things fr0st is not allowed to do

Post by Shadowcatbot » Mon Apr 28, 2014 8:59 pm

What about Area 62? That has way more dangerous crap in it then those pussies at Area 52.
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Re: Things fr0st is not allowed to do

Post by CMA » Mon Apr 28, 2014 10:19 pm

Icelandic Perehelion wrote:cup of memetic orgasm
Ok, what?
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Re: Things fr0st is not allowed to do

Post by Prototype » Tue Apr 29, 2014 12:17 am

Like 87% sure he does all this in secret anyway, why do you think he hasn't been on recently?
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Re: Things fr0st is not allowed to do

Post by Ivan2006 » Tue Apr 29, 2014 5:27 am

catsonmeth wrote:("The Hammer" is what fr0st calls his *)
Wait what.
I didn't know fr0stbyte had adopted that name.
uhm.

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Re: Things fr0st is not allowed to do

Post by Vinyl » Tue Apr 29, 2014 4:36 pm

I bet his favorite tactic is hammer and anvil. ("Anvil" meaning [snowdrop]).
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Post by Chairman_Tiel » Tue Apr 29, 2014 5:38 pm

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Re: Things fr0st is not allowed to do

Post by Professor Fenway » Tue Apr 29, 2014 10:46 pm

Everything on this list, Fr0st CANNOT do or have.


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Re: Things fr0st is not allowed to do

Post by cats » Wed Apr 30, 2014 12:10 am

DO NOT INSERT YOUR TEXT.
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Re: Things fr0st is not allowed to do

Post by Error » Wed Apr 30, 2014 10:05 am

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Re: Things fr0st is not allowed to do

Post by Tau » Wed Apr 30, 2014 10:39 am

Pepper your angus, instead.
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Re: Things fr0st is not allowed to do

Post by Ivan2006 » Wed Apr 30, 2014 10:45 am

Don't confuse fr0st's hammer with Ivan's hammer.
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Re: Things fr0st is not allowed to do

Post by Professor Fenway » Wed Apr 30, 2014 12:54 pm

Ivan, confusing them is impossible when it is so tiny.


It is funny to me.

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Re: Things fr0st is not allowed to do

Post by CMA » Wed Apr 30, 2014 5:53 pm

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