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Re: turning a weak army into an army of pussies

Post by Vinyl » Mon Apr 28, 2014 4:31 pm

Shadowcat wrote:
Tau wrote:Then we'll steal your... uhh... what's a stereotypical Austrian export?
Cheese maybe?
Pianos
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Re: turning a weak army into an army of pussies

Post by Shadowcatbot » Mon Apr 28, 2014 4:32 pm

Admiral Vinyl wrote:
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Tau wrote:Then we'll steal your... uhh... what's a stereotypical Austrian export?
Cheese maybe?
Pianos
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Re: turning a weak army into an army of pussies

Post by Prototype » Mon Apr 28, 2014 4:37 pm

Tau wrote:Then we'll steal your... uhh... what's a stereotypical Austrian export?
Motorbikes?

KTM is Austrian right?
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Re: turning a weak army into an army of pussies

Post by Ivan2006 » Mon Apr 28, 2014 5:20 pm

we produce Airport Firetrucks, BRP motors,BMW motors, diamond jewellery, wings&co, bricks, circuit boards, windows, bottles, steel, tungsten, salt and magnesite. And yes, also KTM

I just noticed we're the only country that ever successfuly tested the concept of an orbital shock trooper. We might be better off than I thought.
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Re: turning a weak army into an army of pussies

Post by Chairman_Tiel » Mon Apr 28, 2014 5:43 pm

No we're gonna steal all your anti-fascist fascism and use it to cure our own! It's BRILLIANT!
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Re: turning a weak army into an army of pussies

Post by Ivan2006 » Mon Apr 28, 2014 5:49 pm

Uhm...
You can have that for free. We have enough. Because whenever we seem to not have enough, the Germans give us more.
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Re: turning a weak army into an army of pussies

Post by ACH0225 » Mon Apr 28, 2014 8:41 pm

Strigiforme invasion of Earth just got easier. Kidding; the difficulty never changed, Austria was always going to be a cake walk. By the way, the Strigiforme don't really care about your environment; prepare for the fracking and mass deforestation.
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Re: turning a weak army into an army of pussies

Post by Shadowcatbot » Mon Apr 28, 2014 9:01 pm

ACH0225 wrote:Strigiforme invasion of Earth just got easier. Kidding; the difficulty never changed, Austria was always going to be a cake walk. By the way, the Strigiforme don't really care about your environment; prepare for the fracking and mass deforestation.
I don't know, you might have trouble with North Korea, the orb of stupidity around it will cause your weapons to turn to rubber and your soldiers to do stupid things.
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Re: turning a weak army into an army of pussies

Post by CMA » Mon Apr 28, 2014 10:18 pm

Ivan2006 wrote:Because he's smart. (That was a pun. His name is Klug, which is litterally the German word for smart.)
>German Humour
I'll tell my Army friend(he's like 20 years older than me) about this, see what he thinks about it.
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Re: turning a weak army into an army of pussies

Post by cats » Tue Apr 29, 2014 10:09 am

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Re: turning a weak army into an army of pussies

Post by Saravanth » Tue Apr 29, 2014 10:50 am

Ivan2006 wrote:we produce Airport Firetrucks, BRP motors,BMW motors, diamond jewellery, wings&co, bricks, circuit boards, windows, bottles, steel, tungsten, salt and magnesite. And yes, also KTM.
You forgot the Red Bull. How could you.
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Re: turning a weak army into an army of pussies

Post by Ivan2006 » Tue Apr 29, 2014 11:33 am

look under wings&co.
What else do you think that would redirect you to?
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Re: turning a weak army into an army of pussies

Post by Saravanth » Tue Apr 29, 2014 1:25 pm

Some kind of model airplanes or something, I figured... idk...
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