My evil plan

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Re: My evil plan

Post by Vinyl » Sat Apr 12, 2014 11:05 pm

Shadowcat wrote:
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Shadowcat wrote:Hrm, Duke Error, Ivan, Fenway I propose we buyout the Martian state and make it a territory of the Lunar Empire, Failing that I propose we go ahead of them and claim the asteroid belt for mineral production.

OOC Ivan and Fenway you want shtuffs to rule over since this is a weird corporate feudalism government?
Buy the New Martian Republic which I have just now overthrown and declared myself ruler of? I find that hard to believe.
Also we* lay claim to the vacuum, and integrate it into our* territory. As I am in charge, you may presume I'm going to lock these borders down. Ain't no one getting out of any atmospheres on our* watch.

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Re: My evil plan

Post by Ivan2006 » Sat Apr 12, 2014 11:29 pm

Shadowcat wrote: OOC Ivan and Fenway you want shtuffs to rule over since this is a weird corporate feudalism government?
I'd take the 'logistics and infrastructure' department, which basically puts me in charge of mining, construction, supply and other similar operations.

First of all, I suggest we install a large radio telescope on the far side of the moon (no interference from terran radio waves) and have scientists on earth pay lots of money for its usage.
Also we need to adress the problem with the USA being a * about our claims on the moon. While the US are not capable of effectively attacking us, an embargo would cut us off from most supplies from earth, as 9/10 private spaceflight companies are located there.

As a result, We need to make ourselves independent form earth on the matters of all vital resources.
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Re: My evil plan

Post by Archduke Daynel, PhD » Sun Apr 13, 2014 2:37 am

As Martian Minister of Trade, I'll allow the trade partnership with the FLR, if this is still in question.
Now we await a response from the Minister of Defense.
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Re: My evil plan

Post by Shadowcatbot » Sun Apr 13, 2014 8:08 am

Vinyl wrote:
Shadowcat wrote:
Vinyl wrote: Buy the New Martian Republic which I have just now overthrown and declared myself ruler of? I find that hard to believe.
Also we* lay claim to the vacuum, and integrate it into our* territory. As I am in charge, you may presume I'm going to lock these borders down. Ain't no one getting out of any atmospheres on our* watch.

* The royal 'we'
Fool you cannot claim space itself! The trope powered Americans shall stop you now!
I just did. What're you gonna do about it?
Release our Rabid Short North Korean Dogs(RSNKD's) to destroy your fake vacuum!
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Re: My evil plan

Post by Error » Sun Apr 13, 2014 8:25 am

As MoH and temporary PM lf the Martian Republic, you've overthrown jack, Vinyl.

And we are open to trade and such with the Lunar Empire. You keep paws off our turf, we stay off yours, fair?
(I think Fen's the leadin' candidate for president on Mars, but jury's still out.)
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Re: My evil plan

Post by CommanderKobialka » Mon Apr 14, 2014 3:31 am

I've found an error in you're plan... You say you'll nuke North Korea? What makes you think anyone will care? Screw North Korea. I had an attack drill in school today because of North Korea and it scared the hell out of me.
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Re: My evil plan

Post by Tau » Mon Apr 14, 2014 9:51 am

CommanderKobialka wrote:I've found an error in you're plan
CommanderKobialka wrote:you are plan
Really? Huh, I never noticed.
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Re: My evil plan

Post by Chairman_Tiel » Mon Apr 14, 2014 12:55 pm

Tau wrote:
CommanderKobialka wrote:I've found an error in you're plan
CommanderKobialka wrote:you are plan
Really? Huh, I never noticed.
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