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Re: My evil plan

Post by Error » Sat Apr 12, 2014 4:53 pm

Moon's easier to get to, you can shoot from it to Earth, and Mars is already owned by us, because apparently we've taken over everything.
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Re: My evil plan

Post by Vinyl » Sat Apr 12, 2014 5:12 pm

The New Mars Republic is far better than the New Lunar Republic.
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Re: My evil plan

Post by Error » Sat Apr 12, 2014 5:23 pm

So, what next, beckme the Illuminati and take kver the world's governments?
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Re: My evil plan

Post by Ivan2006 » Sat Apr 12, 2014 5:39 pm

Icelandic Perehelion wrote:
Professor Fenway wrote:Additional issues;

1.) Lack of heavy-metals on the moon. The moon is 60% oxygen, and iron only composes 2-5% of the crust. In comparison, Earth is 32% iron. You'd be hard pressed to make anything on the moon, except asteroids maybe.


Additional solutions:

1.) ICBM's maneuver themselves in space using RCS systems and gyroscopes. Surely you couldn't do that as well?

2.) Stationary artillery cannons on the retrograde moon area. Since the moon is tidally locked, these shells can fire straight up all day long and earth will definitely be hit.

3.) Mass drivers. No atmosphere, so you can simply launch nukes and kinetic projectiles without engines using one. They maneuver en-route to Earth with RCS and gyros.
Fenway gets my vote for minister of defense.
Note that solutions 2 and 3 have kinda been described by me as the 'Lunar tank cannon' with the name coming form the fact that modern tank cannons have a muzzel velocity surprisingly close to the moon's average orbital velocity. If you find a way of accurately doseing the charge (which is not really hard and propably already exists for artillery systems), you can just as well use conventional weapons. However, Mass Drivers may be more applicable if you've already got a helium-3-powered moon base, as the required electricity would propably be easier to get than the gunpowder.

Solution 1 has also been implied in the context of 'guided impactors'.
Good catch by Fenway on the metal issue. you'd either need to import the metals from earth (just don't, it's too expensive) or you just go asteroid mining. For a matter of fact, asteroids tend to have lots of rare earths which you could refine in space without having to worry about the waste and then sell the excess (no, you positively can't use all those rare earths on the moon base, you simply end up mining too many of them in ratio to other stuff. Maybe you'd want some iridium alloys for radiation shielding, but that's about it.) for profit in order to grow your influence on earth by bribery while purchasing advanced tech on the black market.

PS: Fenway being Minister of Defense is fine by me, I'm signing up for logistics administrator though.

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Re: My evil plan

Post by Vinyl » Sat Apr 12, 2014 8:44 pm

As Martian Minister of Immigration and Foreign Affairs, I petition the Moon be absorbed into the New Mars Republic. And, if the other Martian leadership leave the NMR for the FLR, that I declare myself Emperor of Mars.
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Re: My evil plan

Post by Ivan2006 » Sat Apr 12, 2014 8:50 pm

Vinyl wrote:As Martian Minister of Immigration and Foreign Affairs, I petition the Moon be absorbed into the New Mars Republic. And, if the other Martian leadership leave the NMR for the FLR, that I declare myself Emperor of Mars.
You got Deimos and Phobos, stay away from the earth moon.
As logistics admin I do suggest a trade partnership with the NMR tho.
They could supply us with metal in turn for helium-3.
Deliveries are handled by the supplyer.
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Re: My evil plan

Post by Vinyl » Sat Apr 12, 2014 8:55 pm

Ivan2006 wrote:As logistics admin I do suggest a trade partnership with the NMR tho..
Well, I'm willing to trade with the FLE, but Daynel (Martian Minister of Trade) and Proto (Martian Minister of Defense) should also clear that.
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Re: My evil plan

Post by Ivan2006 » Sat Apr 12, 2014 10:13 pm

When did you hire Daynel and Proto?
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Re: My evil plan

Post by Vinyl » Sat Apr 12, 2014 10:15 pm

Ivan2006 wrote:When did you hire Daynel and Proto?
Hire? Me? I'm not the one in charge.
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Re: My evil plan

Post by Ivan2006 » Sat Apr 12, 2014 10:16 pm

Okay, who is in charge then?
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Re: My evil plan

Post by Vinyl » Sat Apr 12, 2014 10:19 pm

Ivan2006 wrote:Okay, who is in charge then?
Ask Error: http://fc-mod.com/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=1039
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Re: My evil plan

Post by Ivan2006 » Sat Apr 12, 2014 10:29 pm

Oh, you moved to Mars while I was in Ireland.
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Tiel wrote:hey now no need to be rough
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Re: My evil plan

Post by Shadowcatbot » Sat Apr 12, 2014 10:45 pm

Hrm, Duke Error, Ivan, Fenway I propose we buyout the Martian state and make it a territory of the Lunar Empire, Failing that I propose we go ahead of them and claim the asteroid belt for mineral production.

OOC Ivan and Fenway you want shtuffs to rule over since this is a weird corporate feudalism government?
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Re: My evil plan

Post by Vinyl » Sat Apr 12, 2014 10:56 pm

Shadowcat wrote:Hrm, Duke Error, Ivan, Fenway I propose we buyout the Martian state and make it a territory of the Lunar Empire, Failing that I propose we go ahead of them and claim the asteroid belt for mineral production.

OOC Ivan and Fenway you want shtuffs to rule over since this is a weird corporate feudalism government?
Buy the New Martian Republic which I have just now overthrown and declared myself ruler of? I find that hard to believe.
Also we* lay claim to the vacuum, and integrate it into our* territory. As I am in charge, you may presume I'm going to lock these borders down. Ain't no one getting out of any atmospheres on our* watch.

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Re: My evil plan

Post by Shadowcatbot » Sat Apr 12, 2014 10:59 pm

Vinyl wrote:
Shadowcat wrote:Hrm, Duke Error, Ivan, Fenway I propose we buyout the Martian state and make it a territory of the Lunar Empire, Failing that I propose we go ahead of them and claim the asteroid belt for mineral production.

OOC Ivan and Fenway you want shtuffs to rule over since this is a weird corporate feudalism government?
Buy the New Martian Republic which I have just now overthrown and declared myself ruler of? I find that hard to believe.
Also we* lay claim to the vacuum, and integrate it into our* territory. As I am in charge, you may presume I'm going to lock these borders down. Ain't no one getting out of any atmospheres on our* watch.

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