How to Mess with your GM for Fun and Profit

[Error]

http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Peasant_Railgun

Applause to those who found this loophole.

[CMA]

Ehh, a friend of mine and his son - who is also my friend - told me about a bucket in 3ed that, if enchanted properly, gains instead of loses energy when you, say, kick it. Turns out it destroys the universe.

[Error]

"Roll 1d10 on the random explosion table" was apparently a common phrase in my dad's DnD adventuring.

[Shadowcatbot]

Build peasant loop, enter speed of light, insert more poles until they fuse together into a single warp speed ring.

Personal warp gate.

[Saravanth]

But where does it lead to?

[Ivan2006]

But where does it lead to?

Space, obviously.

[Saravanth]

Ah, but what part of it?

[Ivan2006]

Ah, but what part of it?

Hell, otherwise known as [connection lost]

[ACH0225]

How about peasant-bot, a robot peasant made of peasants standing and tied to each other?

[Ivan2006]

How about peasant-bot, a robot peasant made of peasants standing and tied to each other?

okay, that one only works if your GM is an idiot.
If I were GM, I'd make an impossible dice roll involving intelligence value to determine whether your character can give proper orders to the peasants.

[Tau]

http://1d4chan.org/wiki/CLANG!

[Ivan2006]

Okay, the CLANG-weapon is really superior to anything, ever.