Today in 'WTF, Why?'

҉ · Post by ҉ » Tue Mar 25, 2014 5:17 pm

Facebook bought Oculus VR and now owns the Oculus Rift. For two billion dollars.

https://www.facebook.com/zuck/posts/101 ... eam_ref=10
^Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook page

Post by **Error** » Tue Mar 25, 2014 5:52 pm

WTF Why, indeed.

Professor Fenway · Post by **Professor Fenway** » Tue Mar 25, 2014 7:40 pm

Those fucking * fuckers.

I wanted a VR thing for games. I payed them a lot for this feature. And before it's on the market Facebook fucking buys them. God fucking dammit. Better VR my ass, this is a punch in the face unlike anything other. Greedy bastards.

Shadowcatbot · Post by **Shadowcatbot** » Tue Mar 25, 2014 9:42 pm

And so many a gamers dreams were crushed that day, As some fat non-true nerd buys out the next best thing to VR.

Post by **Prototype** » Wed Mar 26, 2014 2:00 am

We expected Titanmfall. We got fucking candy crush

Archduke Daynel, PhD · Post by **Archduke Daynel, PhD** » Wed Mar 26, 2014 2:14 am

Facebook buys Oculus Rift?

Post by **Prototype** » Wed Mar 26, 2014 2:28 am

I am not looking forward to virtual reality advertising, we all know that was their entire purpose. Oh, and now they'll be able to tell where you are looking and what you are doing, Facebook tends to do that.

Anybody here got a nuclear missile I can shove up Mark Zuckerberg's ass? Failing that an extra pointy stick.

Iv121 · Post by **Iv121** » Wed Mar 26, 2014 3:16 am

Too bad he just purchased the USA's nuclear arsenal.

Ivan2006 · Post by **Ivan2006** » Wed Mar 26, 2014 3:38 am

Prototype wrote:[...] (that) I can shove up Mark Zuckerberg's ass? Failing that an extra pointy stick.

You have come to the right place.
Choose from my arsenal of stuff-to-shove-up-someones-ass.

ACH0225 · Post by **ACH0225** » Wed Mar 26, 2014 3:42 am

Ha, gaaaaaay!

Ivan2006 · Post by **Ivan2006** » Wed Mar 26, 2014 3:48 am

ACH0225 wrote:Ha, gaaaaaay!

Am I supposed to feel insulted now?
Because I'm pretty much laughing at your response, ACH.
Also it's called 'pansexual'.
And I have a boyfriend.
You can go home and do owl stuff now.

ACH0225 · Post by **ACH0225** » Wed Mar 26, 2014 4:08 am

Ivan didn't get it. The joke is yet funnier.

Ivan2006 · Post by **Ivan2006** » Wed Mar 26, 2014 4:41 am

Okay, either you are trolling me or I have to use my connections to make the Toclafane assasinate you.

ACH0225 · Post by **ACH0225** » Wed Mar 26, 2014 4:50 am

It started as a simple quote, but when you didn't get it, it became troll. Not my fault you don't know it.

Regardless, I could never use Occulus, so this matters little to me.

Professor Fenway · Post by **Professor Fenway** » Wed Mar 26, 2014 7:53 am

It's still complete bullshit and a complete punch in the face.

Plus, he betrayed Gabe Newell. I BET HE REGRETS GIVING THE GREEDY BASTARDS ALL THEIR VR STUFF FOR FREE HUH?

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