South Korea is a pretty great place

[CommanderKobialka]

I connect to multiplayer servers in the US better over here than I did over there! The average internet speed in Korea is about 51 mb/s while in the US it's about 21 mb/s. And they don't eat dogs... at least not that I've seen...

[Archduke Daynel, PhD]

According to Far Cry 3 you can't bring assault rifle to the subway though.
And then there's the issue/fun perk of living next to North Best Korea.

But other than that I'm pretty jealous of you. South Korea seems pretty tech obsessed and they have indeed impressive internet speeds.

[CommanderKobialka]

I'm not sure what the gun rights in South Korea are. Sadly, if you took an assault rifle to the subway in the USA you'd be tazed by the first cop and have your gun taken for good at best (which is against the law but still happens all the time). I'm not really sure about any of the citizens rights in South Korea are though. I live on a USA base which is technically US soil. Everything is much more advanced here. Here's a South Korean toilet for you:

Spoiler:

Looks like a freaking massage chair. Those buttons control a spray thingy that sprays your butt clean for you. I haven't tried it yet and I doubt I will.

edit: and everyone here is super short.

[ACH0225]

It's a bidet. Learn your toilets, *.

[Tau]

Enjoy your Gigabit 4G, you lucky you.

[CommanderKobialka]

It's a bidet. Learn your toilets, *.

Did you research this? Besides, toilet is a pretty general term. I'm pretty sure it covers bidets too.
Pretty excited to try it out.

Spoiler:

[CMA]

Pretty excited to try it out.

Made my night