The Equestrian Coalition

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Re: The Equestrian Coalition

Post by Professor Fenway » Sat Feb 23, 2013 12:18 am

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Post by Vinyl » Sat Feb 23, 2013 12:37 am

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Re: The Equestrian Coalition

Post by Ivan2006 » Sat Feb 23, 2013 11:38 am

The ships have been recieved and the first red button is pressed by a cheap worker robot in interstellar space.
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Re: The Equestrian Coalition

Post by Prototype » Sat Feb 23, 2013 11:52 am

I've just realised a very funny joke hidden here, but it will only be valid if Fen chooses wisely, and if he does, I will share the joke, whilst laughing at your demise
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Re: The Equestrian Coalition

Post by Ivan2006 » Sat Feb 23, 2013 12:07 pm

The red-button-pressing operation is aborted and every package is put into a capsule set to a course into a black hole.
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CMA wrote:IT'S MY HOT BODY AND I DO WHAT I WANT WITH IT.
Tiel wrote:hey now no need to be rough
Daynel wrote: you can talk gay and furry to me any time
CMA wrote:And I can't fuck myself, my ass is currently occupied

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Re: The Equestrian Coalition

Post by Ivan2006 » Sat Feb 23, 2013 12:51 pm

News from Project Chrysalis:
30 Tolerance-class diplomatic ships
6 Shadowbolt-class stealth transports
and 6 Equestria-class cruisers
are being delivered.
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CMA wrote:IT'S MY HOT BODY AND I DO WHAT I WANT WITH IT.
Tiel wrote:hey now no need to be rough
Daynel wrote: you can talk gay and furry to me any time
CMA wrote:And I can't fuck myself, my ass is currently occupied

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Re: The Equestrian Coalition

Post by Ivan2006 » Sat Feb 23, 2013 3:29 pm

[url=http://tardis.wikia.com/wiki/Mauve_alert]Mauve Alert![/url]
The owls seem to be planing something.
Defcon 1 for all UBF ships.
It could hit any of us.
Also make sure your own defense systems are operational.
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CMA wrote:IT'S MY HOT BODY AND I DO WHAT I WANT WITH IT.
Tiel wrote:hey now no need to be rough
Daynel wrote: you can talk gay and furry to me any time
CMA wrote:And I can't fuck myself, my ass is currently occupied

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Re: The Equestrian Coalition

Post by Prototype » Sat Feb 23, 2013 3:40 pm

http://youtube.com/watch?v=qLKhxjfG03A&feature=related
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Re: The Equestrian Coalition

Post by Ivan2006 » Sat Feb 23, 2013 4:02 pm

Prototype wrote:http://youtube.com/watch?v=qLKhxjfG03A&feature=related
Yes. What are you doing on this frequency anyway?
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CMA wrote:IT'S MY HOT BODY AND I DO WHAT I WANT WITH IT.
Tiel wrote:hey now no need to be rough
Daynel wrote: you can talk gay and furry to me any time
CMA wrote:And I can't fuck myself, my ass is currently occupied

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Re: The Equestrian Coalition

Post by Professor Fenway » Sat Feb 23, 2013 11:59 pm

That was hilarious. The box didn't actually do anything!
Ahahahahahahahahahaahahah!

Wait, you were seriously scared of it?

Let me laugh even harder.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!






So what was the joke Prototype?

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Re: The Equestrian Coalition

Post by Ivan2006 » Sun Feb 24, 2013 1:46 am

This is an order from SGM Ivan Kintobor to the United Brony Fleet:
Relocate all units to Mobius immediately.
Prepare for battle.
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CMA wrote:IT'S MY HOT BODY AND I DO WHAT I WANT WITH IT.
Tiel wrote:hey now no need to be rough
Daynel wrote: you can talk gay and furry to me any time
CMA wrote:And I can't fuck myself, my ass is currently occupied

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Re: The Equestrian Coalition

Post by Ivan2006 » Sat Mar 16, 2013 9:34 am

Bump and notion:

NeoRome provided the Equestrian Coalition with 3 NeoRome N-scale fusion reactors (that will be used as power supply for the HQ in Seaddle) as well as money support of 20,000,000 Credits as reward for a problem resolved by Agent Changeling under my guideance.
Also, I will say it here as well: All members of the Equestrian coalition are encouraged to join the C.H.R.P.
Reson: possible security breach in foreign biological research facility discovered by EE and Project Chrysalis intel as well as cooperation by a third party. For further information on the subject, please contact me per PM, I don´t want restricted information to go through an open channel.
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CMA wrote:IT'S MY HOT BODY AND I DO WHAT I WANT WITH IT.
Tiel wrote:hey now no need to be rough
Daynel wrote: you can talk gay and furry to me any time
CMA wrote:And I can't fuck myself, my ass is currently occupied

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Re: The Equestrian Coalition

Post by Luna » Tue Mar 26, 2013 3:48 pm

I propose that we ban the M.U. from all of E.C. space, I feel that it violates moral and legal rights in all of our Empires/Nations etc. This situation relates somewhat to the incident with King Sambra and the Crystal Ponies. (and we don't want that again)
Members of the E.C., PM me if you are on board.

Other things
- If you see any M.U. military or combat forces, feel free to open fire if you like (leave the civillians, even if they have slaves)
- If you don't like my proposal you could only exclude or kick from your territory alone
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Re: The Equestrian Coalition

Post by Ivan2006 » Wed Mar 27, 2013 2:09 am

Good Idea, CvN.
The MU is now banned from all of EC space.
What consequences (aside from intercepting the violating vessel(s)) there are for the MU is up to whoevers space gets violated.
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CMA wrote:IT'S MY HOT BODY AND I DO WHAT I WANT WITH IT.
Tiel wrote:hey now no need to be rough
Daynel wrote: you can talk gay and furry to me any time
CMA wrote:And I can't fuck myself, my ass is currently occupied

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