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Re: Attention Bronys

Post by Tunnelthunder » Mon Feb 18, 2013 1:06 pm

Same reason for anything...
Because.

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Re: Attention Bronys

Post by Archduke Daynel, PhD » Mon Feb 18, 2013 2:43 pm

To be honest, I don't mind bronys.
Except the part about them being pretty much hippies...
And hippies, with their way of wanting galactic peace, are a threat against scientific progress....

The Anti Brony Brotherhood have the support of the Technotronic Experimental Biomechanical Fleet.
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Re: Attention Bronys

Post by Ivan2006 » Mon Feb 18, 2013 3:33 pm

Daynel wrote:To be honest, I don't mind bronys.
Except the part about them being pretty much hippies...
And hippies, with their way of wanting galactic peace, are a threat against scientific progress....

The Anti Brony Brotherhood have the support of the Technotronic Experimental Biomechanical Fleet.
Nope, being a brony isn´t about being a pacifist, it´s about:
-using diplomacy before military (That´s different from "not fighting at all"!!)
-not attacking anyon/-thing/-pony because of rumors or superstitions
-being (fairly) resistent to insults
-respecting any sentinent life-form as equal, regardless of humanoidity
-actually doing research about something before judjung it

At least that´s the lessons being a brony tought to me...

PS: I sign up. Consider the Harmony-class Orbital Weapon Platform free to use by any member of [unspecified alliance].
Anyway, as leader of Equestria in the RP (beat you to it xD ), I suggest we call ourselves the "Equestrian Coalition".
I would supply a headquarters in Canterlott as well.
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Re: Attention Bronys

Post by fr0stbyte124 » Mon Feb 18, 2013 3:44 pm

I am questioning whether I need to move this thread to Roleplay.

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Re: Attention Bronys

Post by Archduke Daynel, PhD » Mon Feb 18, 2013 3:46 pm

Those two last ones are sorta the same that all factions use, right?
At least they should.
Otherwise it's racist...

Also, you're not hippies? You don't want galactic peace?
Damn, now I have no reason to oppose you...
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Re: Attention Bronys

Post by Prototype » Mon Feb 18, 2013 3:49 pm

Daynel wrote:Those two last ones are sorta the same that all factions use, right?
At least they should.
Otherwise it's racist...

Also, you're not hippies? You don't want galactic peace?
Damn, now I have no reason to oppose you...
You've already joined us, and you already have the banner, too late to turn back now
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Re: Attention Bronys

Post by Ivan2006 » Mon Feb 18, 2013 4:12 pm

Prototype wrote:
Daynel wrote:Those two last ones are sorta the same that all factions use, right?
At least they should.
Otherwise it's racist...

Also, you're not hippies? You don't want galactic peace?
darn, now I have no reason to oppose you...
You've already joined us, and you already have the banner, too late to turn back now
He could turn traitor or sabotage you from within, you know...

Also, the Owl Movement has made statements that make clear that they do not accept the race of Equestrian Ponies as equal.
That´s the problem I´m having with them. That seems also to be the main reason for them to attack Bronies, Ponies, and everything that seems to have to do with Ponies.
Actually, I have asked them about their intel efforts.
Here the answer, confirmed by a Robot Coalition member:
Prototype wrote:
Tiel wrote:It also exacerbates the risk of defection.
Yes it is like trying to learn about zombies by allowing one to bite you, MLP is secretly an experimental form of mind control
Clearly, they are scared of becoming a brony, and thus a deviant themselves, and thus react aggressive against that group.
Actually, I feel compassion for them.
PS: Judicial blabbering ahead!
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The actions of the Owl Movement might be illegal. In Germany, for example, they would have been guilty of the paragraphs 185-188. All through the line.
§185 is insult
§186 is slander
§187 is defamation
Finally, §188 is slander against politicians (their acts are directed against bronies, which can be described as "Grown men watching MLP"- the german pirate party members have a MLP-watching ritual)
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Re: Attention Bronys

Post by Prototype » Mon Feb 18, 2013 4:36 pm

I highly doubt you would actually get into trouble for that, that would be ridiculous, lets lighten up a wee bit

And the reason we are opposing bronies, is that nobody else actually does, and when someone does, they get flamed hard (though we don't have people like this here), so I think it would be cool to have this battle intelligently, personally I don't hate the show, but this sort of mock fight is actually quite fun, so nobody bring it down, unless it really gets out of hand.

Back to fiction.

Started construction on a new mass producable assault ship capable of space and atmospheric operations, should be rather agile, I will post proof that this exists at some point.
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Re: Attention Bronys

Post by Vinyl » Mon Feb 18, 2013 5:39 pm

Anyone interested in detailed documentation on brony armaments and strategies? I have some. Because pretty much everyone knows I was at some point a brony. Any takers?
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Re: Attention Bronys

Post by Alduin » Mon Feb 18, 2013 5:51 pm

Anti Bronies, AWAY!!!
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Re: Attention Bronys

Post by Tunnelthunder » Mon Feb 18, 2013 6:41 pm

I would like to thank all of the antibrony botherhood for keeping this topic at the top of the members lounge.

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Re: Attention Bronys

Post by Luna » Mon Feb 18, 2013 9:12 pm

@Ivan2006/Prototype
Although he could not become a member, he could be a supporter.

I didn't want it to come to this (ok maybe I did) but we have to start making ideas for the Celestia and Luna class Capital ships. The Mane Six Class ship too. Although we can fight with the ships we built, it is key we have ships devoted to such a thing.

@Prototype, again. yeah i don't really hate anyone for being an anti brony. I just think the mock war is fun.
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Re: Attention Bronys

Post by Tunnelthunder » Mon Feb 18, 2013 9:18 pm

Okay back to fiction fights.
Starting production on orbital defenses.

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Post by Vinyl » Mon Feb 18, 2013 9:24 pm

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Re: Attention Bronys

Post by Archduke Daynel, PhD » Tue Feb 19, 2013 5:45 am

@Aradia/Vinyl/Whatever you wand to be called since you change names like one changes clothes
Could I use that banner of yours? That's exactly the role I prefer.
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