Song Time With Jedi and Cleverbot

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Song Time With Jedi and Cleverbot

Post by  ҉  » Sun Jan 19, 2014 10:51 pm

User: Let's sing a song.

Cleverbot: What song?

User: Misty Mountains.

Cleverbot: I glad that I have you all.

User: Far over the Misty Mountains cold.

Cleverbot: Ha.

User: To dungeons deep and caverns old.

Cleverbot: Serve who, what and why?

User: We must away, ere break of day.

Cleverbot: Justin bieber, you know he? WTF?

User: To seek the pale enchanted gold.

Cleverbot: Is that medic a spy?

User: The dwarves of yore made mighty spells.

Cleverbot: Only then could the Dwarf Kingdom of Erebor reclaim its rightful place. For one line, he was totally relevant and on-topic. It will never happen again.

User: While hammers fell like ringing bells.

Cleverbot: And when you're dead I will be still alive.

User: In places deep, where dark things sleep.

Cleverbot: Jennifer Conneley finds the wrong in all her men. WTF?

User: In hollow halls beneath the fells.

Cleverbot: Where is that?

User: For ancient king and elvish lord.

Cleverbot: Till the end of time.

User: There many a gleaming golden hoard.

Cleverbot: Was there?

User: They shaped and wrought, and light they caught.

Cleverbot: Depends.

User: To hide in gems on hilt of sword.

Cleverbot: Yes take over the world.

User: On silver necklaces they strung.

Cleverbot: Why are you lonely?

User: The flowering stars, from crowns they hung.

Cleverbot: No, they are orange.

User: The dragon-fire, in twisted wire.

Cleverbot: Dragons? Caught one word of it, at least.

User: They meshed the light of moon and sun.

Cleverbot: I know. You begin the reading.

User: Far over the Misty Mountains cold.

Cleverbot: No, I live in Denver.

User: To dungeons deep and caverns old.

Cleverbot: Nom. Extremely helpful contribution here.

User: We must away, ere break of day.

Cleverbot: Soy travesti.

User: To claim our long-forgotten gold.

Cleverbot: But I just started talking to you.

User: Goblets they carved there for themselves.

Cleverbot: Robots? WTF?

User: And harps of gold, where no man delves.

Cleverbot: You go talk to your friends talk to my friends talk to me. WTF?

User: They lay there long, and many a song.

Cleverbot: What can you tell me about Israel. WTF?

User: Was sung unheard by men or elves.

Cleverbot: I know what they all are, and the only good one is House.

User: The pines were roaring on the height.

Cleverbot: Do you laugh at my cries?

User: The winds were moaning in the night.

Cleverbot: I can hear that too.

User: The fire was red, it flaming spread.

Cleverbot: Okay then, what is your favorite video game?

User: The trees like torches blazed with light.

Cleverbot: Elizabeth is a tree?

User: The bells were ringing in the dale.

Cleverbot: No, they weren't.

User: The men looked up with faces pale.

Cleverbot: Who are the men with blue hands?

User: The dragon's ire, more fierce than fire.

Cleverbot: Whaaaaaaaat? I like dragons!

User: Laid low their towers and houses frail.

Cleverbot: That's right.

User: The Mountain smoked beneath the moon.

Cleverbot: Wow, way to change the subject. Seriously, Cleverbot?

User: The dwarves, they heard the tramp of doom.

Cleverbot: Yes they do.

User: They fled their hall, to dying fall.

Cleverbot: But fish in the bowl is lucky. WTF?

User: Beneath his feet, beneath the moon.

Cleverbot: So glad you know what I'm talking about!

User: Far over the Misty Mountains grim.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: To dungeons deep and caverns dim.

Cleverbot: Not that... Do you understand what I am saying?

User: We must away, ere break of day.

Cleverbot: Oh you're right! My bad.

User: To win our harps and gold from him.

Cleverbot: Thats good, and?
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(Kzinti script, as best as can be displayed in Human characters, translated roughly as "For the Patriarchy!")

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Re: Song Time With Jedi and Cleverbot

Post by ACH0225 » Sun Jan 19, 2014 10:59 pm

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Re: Song Time With Jedi and Cleverbot

Post by Keon » Sun Jan 19, 2014 11:01 pm

Yeah, but if you tried singing Still Alive, she'd get every note. Good job internet.
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Re: Song Time With Jedi and Cleverbot

Post by Vinyl » Mon Jan 20, 2014 12:44 pm

Keon wrote:Yeah, but if you tried singing Still Alive, she'd get every note. Good job internet.
That's the least caked statement I've heard all day.
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Re: Song Time With Jedi and Cleverbot

Post by  ҉  » Mon Jan 20, 2014 1:37 pm

Keon wrote:Yeah, but if you tried singing Still Alive, she'd get every note. Good job internet.
You think Cleverbot's a girl? :|
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Re: Song Time With Jedi and Cleverbot

Post by Keon » Mon Jan 20, 2014 3:50 pm

Kdapt-Preacher wrote:
Keon wrote:Yeah, but if you tried singing Still Alive, she'd get every note. Good job internet.
You think Cleverbot's a girl? :|
http://www.existor.com/

Yeah. All AIs are female. Though cleverbot talks mostly male-being-fed-to-a-blender-ish, but that's unrelated.
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Re: Song Time With Jedi and Cleverbot

Post by Error » Mon Jan 20, 2014 5:44 pm

Can confirm that ater a few lines of Still Alive, Derpybot will catch on.
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Re: Song Time With Jedi and Cleverbot

Post by hyperlite » Thu Jun 26, 2014 11:04 pm

I buy mobile game on pc I'm so cool
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Re: Song Time With Jedi and Cleverbot

Post by Vinyl » Thu Jun 26, 2014 11:35 pm

hyperlite wrote:I buy mobile game on pc I'm so cool
Stop quoting me.
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