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My review of "Where the Wild Things Are":

"what, what? the movies over? sorry I fell asleep..."

and this concludes my review of "Where the Wild Things Are".

score:

0.5/10 (It would have gotten a 0/10 but it's just such a great movie to sleep to.)

okay my actual legitimate review:



Anyone else here seen any horrible movies lately?

Well how have you ended up seeing it ?

The Office.
Hmm

So who else watched Sharknado?

Vergere wrote:So who else watched Sharknado?

I watched the 20 minutes before the last 10 minutes. It was the most epic and well-done movie I've ever seen, and I've seen Megashark versus Giant Octopus.

How about Elvis vs Cthulu? Anyone seen that?

Vergere wrote:So who else watched Sharknado?

My english teacher actually assigned that as homework for me.

I got about 20 mins into WtWTA before I realized that it was never going to develop anything resembling a coherent plot. I can count all the movies I've walked out on with one hand, but that was one of the proud few. It is so bad that I am personally disappointed with anyone who liked it.

Paranormal activity is not scary, Inception was not hard to follow, the Breakfast Club had terrible writing, Brave New World didn't even come close to predict the future, and Where the Wild Things Are is not deserving of any amount of misplaced love anyone gives it. Delusional idiots.



That said, I would totally watch Sharknado.

ITS A MOTHERFU*ING TORNADO OF SHARKS


FOR GOD SAKE

I would probably recommend Sharktopus over Sharknado if you're into that. They're both very bad movies, but I found Sharktopus to be more amusingly so.

Hey troll 2 anyone ?

Oh I watched a really good one not too long ago. What was it... It was something like [Guy's Name]: Monster Hunter. Basically about a guy that eats a cursed heart then turns into a hentai-esque tentacle monster. Lots of plastic gore. There's also Rock Monster. That's a good one. Mega piranha is a brilliant film if you haven't seen that.

OOh ooh, and there was one about a mountain coming to life and killing everything. Think it was called Gargantuan or something like that.

catsonmeth wrote:and there was one about a mountain coming to life and killing everything.

nuke it.

CommanderKobialka wrote:

catsonmeth wrote:and there was one about a mountain coming to life and killing everything.

nuke it.

How do you plan on getting a microwave big enough to fit a mountain?!

Vinyl wrote:

CommanderKobialka wrote:

catsonmeth wrote:and there was one about a mountain coming to life and killing everything.

nuke it.

How do you plan on getting a microwave big enough to fit a mountain?!

Come on, Vinyl. This is serious business. You could at least pretend to be worried about all the people in that movie.