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Professor Fenway wrote:A rip in time, a heart of distortion. Steadily growing bigger in a key system, the heart of the Paradox, a cancerous tumor in the Universe's body.

A nebula, dark and mysterious, arcing with plasma and lightning and pure energy, hiding chaos and blackness within its dark spaces.

The heart, like a black hole, slowly removing everything as the space time fabric becomes perceptible, then entirely visible, and then ripping apart like a ball of yarn being rolled up as all coherency breaks down and time runs backwards.

Coherency is lost, beginning the steady breakdown of rational thought and coincidence and patterns, detailing the steady devolution of everything that existed and the breakdown of the forces that make the universe existent.

Physics slide, breaking down into fundamental non-existence where the sun rises and sets in the same hour and north is never true north. Atoms are torn apart as gravity tides enter the sliding cohesion and become trapped. Classical terms are lost, all functions become meaningless, the laws of probability become the laws of certainty. The exception becomes the rule, and the universe flies apart as the binding motions that keep it together reverse and backfire in a myriad of ways as the Paradox consumes all.

~Philosophical Fenway

That is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. You have my pity, and may the gods have mercy on your soul.

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