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You may have noticed a fucking asshole named Sheik something on your steam friend list. Please not that this username is simultaneously me and not me--fucker hijacked my account. Everything is (probably) under control but feel free to ignore/block said fucking * asshole user until said problem is resolved.

Alerting you in event of further damages. Thanks for your fucking time.

Ok

Fuck, hope you get your acount back, I'd stab someone if I lost mine.

Shadowcatbot wrote:Fuck, hope you get your acount back, I'd stab someone if I lost mine.

I'd frankly go shoot up a mall.

Seriously tho man good luck with this.

Update: Am fairly certain control over account has been maintained, but due to steam lock I am unable to change Mc fuckface von king * name or profile or anything. May be several weeks before support gets on it.

go to his house and give him a wedgie

He's apparently in the United Arab Emirates. I can't exactly just waltz over to king * and do that.

U.S drone strikes will do that for me.

Gosh damn A-rabs.

IV, we needya to go punch a dude real quick.

Nada, we need you to go *slap a * real quick.

I believe I am firmly in control--tell me this, though, have I been online at all today?

Your account's last activity was, at the time of this post, 8 hours ago.

sounds about right--that's when I turned computer on.

I want to find out where exactly president * lives so I can punch him or send him a package of shit.

It's also like 9.99$ for any target in the fucking world