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 ҉  wrote: make people feel safe.

HA. no.
Also a lot of TSA agents are pedophiles. Who else wants a job groping people all day?

You could just bring a baseball bat. Make sure you're familiar with the rules and such, and tell 'em you're going to play some with old friends or somesuch.

Or you could get creative and bring Jedi in on the planning. Other fascinating and actually pretty neat ideas, Jed?

Wow. That managed to give me the same odd hallucinatory feeling I get when I have a high fever or something.

One can do those things oneself. There's a tutorial somewhere on the internet. But there's also a thing that does it for you. Fed it one of vin's pics: http://psychic-vr-lab.com/deepdream/pics/235480.html

http://psychic-vr-lab.com/deepdream/ Here, if you want to upload something yourself. Is just gonna take a long while.

If you can get a lighter and a lithium-ion battery on board, you can set the battery on fire and make it burst. Boom, the cabin fills with noxious lithium fumes and everything is on fire. In fact, all you really need to do it is some way to puncture the battery, and it'll react on its own.

Commander Error wrote:You could just bring a baseball bat. Make sure you're familiar with the rules and such, and tell 'em you're going to play some with old friends or somesuch.

Or you could get creative and bring Jedi in on the planning. Other fascinating and actually pretty neat ideas, Jed?

There are a lot of things normal people can do with plastics today that weren't possible outside of specialized factories as recently as 2001, when many of these security features were designed. Stuff like suitcases made of hard plastic/ceramics with perforations so they can be broken into knives would be very hard to spot. A couple of years (I think? Maybe less) ago somebody 3D printed a single-shot pistol that could walk right through a metal detector, with a low enough density that it could be tucked into a foam pillow or something and not be visible on the cut-away scanners (I have no idea what they're actually called) that they send the bags through. To be honest, you don't need to do any of this, though; in January 2012 a US Army demolitions specialist accidentally came back from Afghanistan with a little C4 tucked into the pocket of his bag and TSA didn't catch it until his third stop.

101 Ways To Tell Your Airport Security Is Shit.

ISIS would love this thread.

Prob is really mate even with a heavy mace you cant really take over a plane, you wont even be able to break into the cockpit with it ,let alone defeat even 20 ppl with it. You really need firearms if you wanna do anything useful, if you rely on brute strength weapons such as maces its only a q of time until you are overwhelmed no matter how strong you are. You are 1 against 200 on an avg flight, use your head just how many do you think you can defeat ?

Iv121 wrote:Prob is really mate even with a heavy mace you cant really take over a plane, you wont even be able to break into the cockpit with it ,let alone defeat even 20 ppl with it. You really need firearms if you wanna do anything useful, if you rely on brute strength weapons such as maces its only a q of time until you are overwhelmed no matter how strong you are. You are 1 against 200 on an avg flight, use your head just how many do you think you can defeat ?

They pulled off 9/11 with a couple of knives and tear gas.

Problem is that 9/11 clued everyone in. You try that now? You get mobbed by passengers.

Really, if you want to redo a 9/11, you'd need to be far stealthier; or possibly book half the damn plane with your guys.

CommanderKobialka wrote:ISIS would love this thread.

...hey guys you know how we've been complaining about a lack of members?
Seems we got a new demographic!

^ , back to the topic they try to prevent ppl from getting knives in (though its not impossible) and ofc firearms which are 10 times easier to detect. Ways to sneak those on board - discuss !

Iv121 wrote:^ , back to the topic they try to prevent ppl from getting knives in (though its not impossible) and ofc firearms which are 10 times easier to detect. Ways to sneak those on board - discuss !

That 3D printed pistol I mentioned contained a chunk of metal specifically to set off metal detectors, because otherwise it wouldn't (although you'd need plastic bullets as well). You'd have to get it through the backscatter thing, but since there's no reason to make it look anything like a conventional handgun I tend to think that wouldn't be very hard.