Well sir, have you read this by chance? http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/06/0 ... 85558.html
I recently went to an airport, and left my plane ticket in my pocket unknowing it had to go in the bin...So I got a small pat down on my left side pocket...Meanwhile my uncle left his wallet in his backpocket so he got a nice massage out of it while me and my cousin were dying of laughter.
I was going through the metal detector and it beeped. I pulled out my ipod and said sorry I had forgotten to take it out. After I put it on the rail they told me to go back through the metal detector. It beeped again, and they pulled me to the side to go through the full body scanner. Before I went in they told me to make sure my pockets were completely empty. I reached in my pockets and felt around and found a piece of paper, a movie ticket. I looked around for a trash can and didn't see one. I really didn't want to awkwardly place a tiny movie ticket on the xray rail so I just held it in my hands for them to see. I stepped in and put my hands behind my head. I looked at the TSA agent on the other side of the body scanner and pointed at the paper in my hand and he rolled his eyes and pulled me through after being in there for no more than half a second. He said he'd just pat me down instead. He patted my left shoulder with one hand and said I was clear.
he heh.
I could have had a grenade in my back pocket and they wouldn't have found it.
Shadowcatbot wrote:TSA molesting
No they have no standards whatsoever and it's a job child molesters and pedophiles flock to.
Throw the commies in the drink so my country can be free!
Ivan2006 wrote:But all the non-American airline pilots flying to and from America don't.
Sorry that's not MY problem. They're in mfing America! And the AMERICANS in AMERICA should be allowed to exercise their AMERICAN rights.
Also are we boarding this pilot's aircraft because it sounds like he's going outside America in which case I'd leave my guns at home. I'm not unreasonable. BUT IF I THINK AT ANY TIME ON MY TRIP THAT THE PEOPLE OF THE FOREIGN COUNTRY ARE BEING OPPRESSED IMA FLY BACK HOME AND BRING BACK AN ARMY OF MILITIAMEN.
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Throw the commies in the drink so my country can be free!