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Re: I'm stuck

Post by TinkerPox » Wed Jul 15, 2015 11:21 pm

Ivan2006 wrote:I assume you're bieng sarcastic, it's basically impossible...
Well sir, have you read this by chance? http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/06/0 ... 85558.html
I recently went to an airport, and left my plane ticket in my pocket unknowing it had to go in the bin...So I got a small pat down on my left side pocket...Meanwhile my uncle left his wallet in his backpocket so he got a nice massage out of it while me and my cousin were dying of laughter.

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Re: I'm stuck

Post by CommanderKobialka » Thu Jul 16, 2015 12:11 am

I know how to sneak past full body scanners now.

I was going through the metal detector and it beeped. I pulled out my ipod and said sorry I had forgotten to take it out. After I put it on the rail they told me to go back through the metal detector. It beeped again, and they pulled me to the side to go through the full body scanner. Before I went in they told me to make sure my pockets were completely empty. I reached in my pockets and felt around and found a piece of paper, a movie ticket. I looked around for a trash can and didn't see one. I really didn't want to awkwardly place a tiny movie ticket on the xray rail so I just held it in my hands for them to see. I stepped in and put my hands behind my head. I looked at the TSA agent on the other side of the body scanner and pointed at the paper in my hand and he rolled his eyes and pulled me through after being in there for no more than half a second. He said he'd just pat me down instead. He patted my left shoulder with one hand and said I was clear.

he heh.

I could have had a grenade in my back pocket and they wouldn't have found it.
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Re: I'm stuck

Post by Archduke Daynel, PhD » Thu Jul 16, 2015 12:56 am

God dammit kob why didn't you bring a grenade when you had the chance?
*sigh* some people...
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Re: I'm stuck

Post by Iv121 » Thu Jul 16, 2015 1:08 am

Well thats why they look for psychological signs here. Also why the hell does a movie ticket contain metal ?
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Re: I'm stuck

Post by Vinyl » Thu Jul 16, 2015 1:17 am

Iv121 wrote:why the hell does a movie ticket contain metal ?
It was likely something else, maybe a dental filling, that was setting it off, not the ticket.
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Re: I'm stuck

Post by CommanderKobialka » Thu Jul 16, 2015 1:53 am

I do have a permanent retainer behind both rows of teeth...
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Re: I'm stuck

Post by Prototype » Thu Jul 16, 2015 2:13 am

I swear my Iron Maiden shirt set the beepers off once.
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Re: I'm stuck

Post by Iv121 » Thu Jul 16, 2015 2:37 am

Couse you were too metal for it !
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Re: I'm stuck

Post by Shadowcatbot » Thu Jul 16, 2015 6:39 am

Lets just put motivational posters all over the airport and give the pilots AK-47s.

There cheaper and likely more effective then all of TSA.
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Re: I'm stuck

Post by CommanderKobialka » Thu Jul 16, 2015 6:44 am

THAT'S WHAT I KEEP SAYING. We have second amendment rights, dang it!
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Re: I'm stuck

Post by Ivan2006 » Thu Jul 16, 2015 6:48 am

But all the non-American airline pilots flying to and from America don't.
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Re: I'm stuck

Post by Shadowcatbot » Thu Jul 16, 2015 6:51 am

Sounds like a their country problem.
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Re: I'm stuck

Post by CommanderKobialka » Thu Jul 16, 2015 6:56 am

Ivan2006 wrote:But all the non-American airline pilots flying to and from America don't.
Sorry that's not MY problem. They're in mfing America! And the AMERICANS in AMERICA should be allowed to exercise their AMERICAN rights.

Also are we boarding this pilot's aircraft because it sounds like he's going outside America in which case I'd leave my guns at home. I'm not unreasonable. BUT IF I THINK AT ANY TIME ON MY TRIP THAT THE PEOPLE OF THE FOREIGN COUNTRY ARE BEING OPPRESSED IMA FLY BACK HOME AND BRING BACK AN ARMY OF MILITIAMEN.
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Re: I'm stuck

Post by Ivan2006 » Thu Jul 16, 2015 6:57 am

But your American pilots still can't land anywhere else.
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Re: I'm stuck

Post by CommanderKobialka » Thu Jul 16, 2015 6:59 am

I'm not sure I'm following you.
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