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So by midnight tonight I need to write the last essay for my English duel-credit class and it's rather important since I didn't bother doing half the required shit and my grade is now like fuck.

Fucking English and it's fucking complex grammar and words and shit.

Meh.

F forecasts frenzied flows of 'fucks' from feeble, fenestrated flying felt fingers feeling friends' facial facades feeding ferry fumbling furries fending for flocks flinging fire furiously forgoing frigid fallacies frequently.

I will stab you with a comma, and it's fucking useless inbred cousin the semicolon.

Shadowcatbot wrote:I will stab you with a comma, and it's fucking useless inbred cousin the semicolon.

Semicolons are incredibly handy; I use them all the time. Also, *its. You're gonna fail.

Shadowcatbot wrote:I will stab you with a comma, and it's fucking useless inbred cousin the semicolon.

I'm not even a real programmer, but I can tell you that you just made a biiig mistake there.

Mangle English that badly, Shadow, and I will shove the common comma so far up your ass you'll be vomiting Shakespeare for a week

@Vin didn't feel like copying the V speech, I see.

Semicolons, the bane of my existence while programming. I once spent an hour trying to fix a problem and it turned out that I had misplaced one semicolon that turned the entire thing useless.

prototype wrote:

Shadowcatbot wrote:I will stab you with a comma, and it's fucking useless inbred cousin the semicolon.

I'm not even a real programmer, but I can tell you that you just made a biiig mistake there.

I was talking in the use of the English language, Programming languages are literarily their/there own languages.

Fleet Intelligence wrote:common comma

Fleet Intelligence wrote:common comma

Fleet Intelligence wrote:common

Common comma common comma common chameleoooonnnn, you come and goooo, you come and gooooo...

Shadowcatbot wrote:I was talking in the use of the English language, Programming languages are literarily their/there own languages.

You're still completely bonkers if you think semicolons are useless in normal writing. They open up so many doors.

Vinyl wrote:F forecasts frenzied flows of 'fucks' from feeble, fenestrated flying felt fingers feeling friends' facial facades feeding ferry fumbling furries fending for flocks flinging fire furiously forgoing frigid fallacies frequently.

Jack, while John had had had had had had had Had had had had a better effect on the teacher.

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Last_Jedi_Standing wrote:

Shadowcatbot wrote:I was talking in the use of the English language, Programming languages are literarily their/there own languages.

You're still completely bonkers if you think semicolons are useless in normal writing. They open up so many doors.

There's a saying: you can tell if someone's an English major by whether or not they use semicolons. I disagree; however, I am still of the opinion that semicolons are the shit.

I hate bad grammar; you might call me a Grammar *.

Finished it. Looks like utter shit but the damn teacher managed to get around to my groups papers and grade them so il be well in passing range of fucks given.

Did I hear hating on the semicolon?
I may be late for the party, but the semicolon kicks arse.