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Use it to Strigity-Stroogity your planet up and enslave your species, using Strigiforme master race to keep a limited population in the Death Star alive as a sort of slave caste, and relocating all Earth humans to shitty moonbases.

Tell wrote:I would explore every inch of it while totally geeking out.

Ain't no body got time fo dat

Personally, I'd first of all make sure it had instant communication to Earth from wherever it might be. Then I'd just live in it, have my own fancy living quarters decorated just how I'd want them, throw parties, explore the galaxy, blow up anything from large asteroids to small planet when I felt like doing so, and generally just use it to be a rich and powerful person who, if he felt like it, could also protect the Earth from alien invasions and oversized space rocks.

You are all invited to my Death Star parties, I'll send shuttles to pick you up whenever I'm in the area. You may also come live on it if you make sure not to try and overthrow me or blow holes in the walls. If you have to blow up stuff we have shooting ranges for that very purpose.

I would prob do something similar ot Dayn, thinking relistically.

Ivan, what say you we ditch these greedy, power-hungry, military-obsessed losers make a Death Star?
Failing that, how about a domed city on the moon or maybe a subterranean Martian one?
Failing that, maybe just a luxurious space station orbiting Earth?
Or at least a mansion in some exotic country?
Or at least penthouse apartment in New York?
A big house in the British countryside?
A kinda fancy boat with actual paint?

What we need is a strong, steady source of income and we're set.

I'll join in if I can get hangar space for my T-65.

It's a death star.
That thing has hangar space for several ISDs.

TBH I'd rather have a personal Matrix instead.

T.O. Bright wrote:I'll join in if I can get hangar space for my T-65.

When I say deathstar, I mean fully stocked brand new deathstar. Which means we'd have several ISDs sitting around. And a ton of other ships to.



I'd probably do the same anyway, Form the FC council elites, Stock the station with loyal people, Close friends and whatnot, Maybe conquer Earth by setting the super laser on stun level and frying North Korea as an example, Maybe invite all the scientists of notable importance in the world so we have a personal army of R&D workers.

Then you know, Proliferate the space tech we found to make Humanity a space fering race in thirty days.

First, I'd wipe the USA off the map, or maybe just D.C. Then I'd release necromorphs on the entire population of the deathstar and roleplay Isaac Clark because I'm a psychopath.

You'd lose your mind and die alone. Deathstar becomes a literal Death-star.

On my end, i'll generate a sentient, highly radioactive organic material with very high energy density, and very mutagenic properties. I'll smash a bunch of the stuff into Earth, which then proceeds to convert the entire planet to the stuff, then use death star combined with this material to conquer the universe.

CommanderKobialka wrote:First, I'd wipe the USA off the map, or maybe just D.C. Then I'd release necromorphs on the entire population of the deathstar and roleplay Isaac Clark because I'm a psychopath.

Why the fuck would you do that?
Kill millions of innocent people just because some Americans are annoying as fuck?

Daynel wrote:

CommanderKobialka wrote:First, I'd wipe the USA off the map, or maybe just D.C. Then I'd release necromorphs on the entire population of the deathstar and roleplay Isaac Clark because I'm a psychopath.

Why the fuck would you do that?
Kill millions of innocent people just because some Americans are annoying as fuck?

The irony here is that the USAF is Kobalkia's landlord.

>Before men in black suits kick down Kobialkas door and drag him off to neverseenagainland

Take the deathstar to Terra, man the ISDs with droids, and use them to swat all the violent exremists on Terra (re: you tick me off, you meet an ISD's planetary bomberdment batteries), then invent a universe-shifter drive and stop Fen being such a *.