Ivan2006 wrote:surface-to-space ICBMs start being viable the second we solve the problem that its EMP disables all advanced equipment withing a 500+km radius.
What about spear-like things?
We could use the missiles as Harpoons
" We explore... and you call us criminals. We seek after knowledge, and you call us criminals.We exist without skin color, without nationality, without religous bias... and you call us criminals.You build atomic bombs, you wage wars, you murder, cheat, and lie to us and try to make us believe it's for our own good, yet we're the
criminals.Yes, I am a crimial. My crime is that of curiosity."
Bomb-pumped X-Ray Laser: blow up a nuke and direct the resulting radiation burst at hue bad guys. Watch hulls melt. Board, shoot baddies, collect reamins and wreck, reverse-engineer, humanity becomes starfaring in six months, and then scares the living shit out of errybody for a while.
"Those backwater humans don't even have FTL, we'll beat them up easily!"
*sees tank*
"haha look they have weird carts"
*tank shoots*
"holy fucking shit, RETREAT"
Quotes:
Spoiler:
CMA wrote:IT'S MY HOT BODY AND I DO WHAT I WANT WITH IT.
Tiel wrote:hey now no need to be rough
Daynel wrote: you can talk gay and furry to me any time
CMA wrote:And I can't fuck myself, my ass is currently occupied
That's when we start colonizing the galaxy using a technique called Humanity Fuck Yeah.
Because saying put-flags-on-every-single-planet-or-other-space-object-and-"civilize"-all-intelligent-species-who-live-there-by-the-clever-use-of-lazors-and-missiles takes way too long to say and doesn't even have a cool acronym.
@Fen ever read the short story 'The Road Not Taken'?
Short version: muskets-and-wood ships aliens arrive, land in L.A., open fire with many a flourish, gwt totally laid out by the infantry, armour, and aircraft of 2015.
And the last scene of the book; both alien commanders realize they gave FTL drives to the (by their standards) hyper-advanced humans.
"I wonder what happened to that colony fleet we sent to that place called 'Earth'... We haven't heard form them in five years."
*Human counter-colonization fleet warps in*
On human flagship: "We shall bring them extensive freedom!"
@Error I must read that
Quotes:
Spoiler:
CMA wrote:IT'S MY HOT BODY AND I DO WHAT I WANT WITH IT.
Tiel wrote:hey now no need to be rough
Daynel wrote: you can talk gay and furry to me any time
CMA wrote:And I can't fuck myself, my ass is currently occupied
That was actually a very good read, raises several philosophical questions and what not.
If you want more stories about humans being way better than aliens I suggest you google "Humanity Fuck Yeah".