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So my Chinese teacher wasn't here yesterday and he said our assignments had been emailed to us. Well, it wasn't emailed to me so I decided to send him a message saying so. I had a brain fart and started typing stupid stuff for the laughs. I pressed enter to start a new line and it sent it to him. I may have called him a "hoe". What do I do?

Edit: He just emailed me back with my assignment as if nothing strange happened. I'm spooked.

Begin to write an apologetic letter, good luck. Ah and also just a general tip if you write something like that to your boss I doubt an apologetic letter will be accepted so you should get used to not doing stupid things like that.

VERY helpful, Iv.
That was very helpful and the general advice is very helpful, I wouldn't have guessed myself.

Send him apologetic letter blaming autocorrect. "Oh really sorry autocorrect messed up my message!".

And then slap yourself over the head with a tire iron for being so stupid.

Autocorrect and say you were trying to say bro.

Or, if he calls you out on it, call him a * and continue insulting him and his sexual preferences.

Ivan2006 wrote:VERY helpful, Iv.
That was very helpful and the general advice is very helpful, I wouldn't have guessed myself.

Well its 0.000000001 more of an advice than you gave so I win ! MOREOVER all of the following advices will be pretty much based on my advice so guess what ? I OWN ALL THE ANSWERS ! That’s pretty much a brief history of inventions + copyright.

On a more serious note what did you expect us to tell him ? There’s no magical way out of it you know ...

Invent a time machine and prevent yourself from ever doing it. My answer is best answer if you can pull it off. Hope you have a DeLorean handy.

Okay, seriously, bloody fucking seriously, do you know what rustles my fucking jimmies?!

When you put a space between words and punctuation marks. Fucking hell, please, for the love of Tau, at least TRY not to do that! It's already hard enough without punctuation, but when what little there is is so goddamn unusually used, it completely messes up any way to fluently read it...

Christ.

Now. Just don't do it again. If he asks you about it, say that you were drunk or something. And don't look him in the eye or whatever goes as polite over there.

Not staring into one's eye intensely during conversation is insulting on the middle east, and Asia.

Iv121 wrote:Not staring into one's eye intensely during conversation is insulting on the middle east, and Asia.

Especially if you're * shouting at the same time.

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Iv121 wrote:Not staring into one's eye intensely during conversation is insulting on the middle east, and Asia.

Especially if you're * shouting at the same time.

What if you do all three at once?

they rape you.

Maintain eye contact. Establish dominance.

Should I shoot him in the kneecaps? I can burn the school down with napalm afterward... He sent me some audio files with titles like "Ebola Virus's BF" and "Mulan's 2 Boyfriends" and Oprah's Morning Routine. I'm spooked. I think he's planning something.

You, sir, are being trolled.

Or possibly you're about to be horribly mentally scarred.

Que nos dios, I guess.