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For homework today I have to explain why this website isn't valid.

Protip: You can't.

An Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie (AFDB) is a type of headwear that can shield your brain from most electromagnetic psychotronic mind control carriers.

Seems legit.

Aluminium foil couldn't possibly protect your brain from mind-reading devices even if they existed.

Daynel wrote:Aluminium foil couldn't possibly protect your brain from mind-reading devices even if they existed.

Illuminati Mind-Reader Machine Operator detected.

On behalf of the Illuminati, I would like to say that we are not in possession of such machines and the last few pages of my operator's manual are missing.
Oh and the Illuminati is just a rumor set out by the hacker 4 Chan.

Tell, here's an idea:

Get a list of VHF thru microwave frequency bands directly reserved for government usage, then model them with a tinfoil hat in NEC. That should give you a general idea of how a tinfoil hat reacts to EM radiation in those bands. I'm guessing that it will probably act as a passive resonator at mid-UHF (basically an antenna not attached to a radio), and just absorb them entirely above about 1.5GHz - that is to say, they'll actually improve the effect of these so-called 'psychoactive beams'.

They are stylish, though.

Everybody knows aluminum hats are a false method created by the government to identify people who are trying to protect themselves and wipe them out.

Lead motorcycle helmets work way better, my entire house is also a faraday cage to prevent government spying.

Everything is a fabrication by the government to control us! What if we're just a brain in a jar controlled by the government?

WE MUST RESIST! BREAK THE SIMULATION!

This would be a good RP

The Matrix: Futurecraft Version.

what Tau and Shadowcat said.
Except faraday cages work against electric discharge, but for security against EM waves, you need a metal box.