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VERBOTEN: IS ABSOLUT ILLEGAL

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 6:16 am
by Ivan2006
Absolut Illegal now contains IS and AL Qaida flags and symbols in Austria!
Are VERBOTEN.
Foreign Affairs Minister Short: "Remove IS. Very neutral, much Austrian. Jihad is Absolut Illegal."

Re: VERBOTEN: IS ABSOLUT ILLEGAL

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 6:22 am
by ACH0225
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Re: VERBOTEN: IS ABSOLUT ILLEGAL

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 6:29 am
by Ivan2006
Nein!
IS ILLEGAL!
IS VERBOTEN!
REMOVE!

(In all seriousness tho, I'm pretty sure they'll pass a law that can get you one month in jail for posting an IS-flag on the internet.)

Re: VERBOTEN: IS ABSOLUT ILLEGAL

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 6:33 am
by ACH0225
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How abhorrent. You should go buy a gun to protect your rights from your * government. Hitler was from Austria, after all.

Re: VERBOTEN: IS ABSOLUT ILLEGAL

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 7:03 am
by Ivan2006
Shh, you're not supposed to tell people.
Also buying a gun in order to protect from the government is ABSOLUT ILLEGAL, not to mention that as good as a moisin is, I wouldn't stand a chance against full-auto wapons and explosives. I pretty much live in front of a runway belonging to the biggest military base in Austria.
So no...
Also the government isn't *.
We have a dedicated political party for nazis to go so we can keep track of them.

Re: VERBOTEN: IS ABSOLUT ILLEGAL

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 7:24 am
by Archduke Daynel, PhD
You said *, government, political and military, all in one post.
You're now 4x arrested under Austrian law.

Re: VERBOTEN: IS ABSOLUT ILLEGAL

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 8:29 am
by Ivan2006
Nah, you forgot the conspiracy act, I don't get arrested at all.

Re: VERBOTEN: IS ABSOLUT ILLEGAL

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 10:15 am
by Saravanth
You can be * as long as you never actually spell out the word *, or words with a * history. Just look at our good FPÖ.

Re: VERBOTEN: IS ABSOLUT ILLEGAL

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 11:42 am
by Ivan2006
Saravanth wrote:You can be * as long as you never actually spell out the word *, or words with a * history. Just look at our good FPÖ.
Yes, thank you.

Re: VERBOTEN: IS ABSOLUT ILLEGAL

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 2:28 pm
by Saravanth
ur welcm

Re: VERBOTEN: IS ABSOLUT ILLEGAL

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 3:20 pm
by Shadowcatbot
Before: Austria =/= * Germany
After: Austria = * Germany

Re: VERBOTEN: IS ABSOLUT ILLEGAL

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 3:21 pm
by Saravanth
I see the point has come across.

Re: VERBOTEN: IS ABSOLUT ILLEGAL

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 6:21 pm
by Vinyl
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Re: VERBOTEN: IS ABSOLUT ILLEGAL

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 6:47 am
by Ivan2006
You can't fight Nazis with Gestapo, that is paradox.

Re: VERBOTEN: IS ABSOLUT ILLEGAL

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 7:37 am
by Vinyl
That's the point.