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Species generator lols
Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2014 11:07 pm
by Shadowcatbot
Species: Exui
Home-World: Uzef IV
Description: A race of cannibalistic invertebrates who have very limited imaginations. They are experts in genetic engineering and create living spaceships. They excrete a flammable liquid from their armpits, which they use as a form of currency.
Seems legit.
http://www.scifiideas.com/alien-species-generator/
Re: Species generator lols
Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2014 11:41 pm
by Crash Override
Species: Xhuhwae
Home-World: Chulia
Description: A race of humanoid aliens with light sensitive spots all over their bodies and blue lips. They have a hive mind and breed clone armies during times of war.
Re: Species generator lols
Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2014 11:46 pm
by Archduke Daynel, PhD
Species: Krayolorn
Home-World: Sananda
Description: A race of religious bovids who speak a complex gestural language. They have two mouths; one to eat with and one to drink with. They keep humans as pets and force them to fight eachother for the purposes of entertainment.
Re: Species generator lols
Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 1:34 am
by Ivan2006
Species: Bomadaloon
Home-World: Yishda 5
Description: A race of nocturnal humanoids. They have excellent logic skills. Officially, their head of state is a large, unintelligent food animal, which is thought to carry the reincarnated soul of one of their greatest generals. It is mostly a ceremonial role.
Re: Species generator lols
Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 2:53 am
by Archduke Daynel, PhD
"Oh great Cow of Yishda 5, king of the Bomadaloon, should we at last spread out and violently conquer the universe, or should we continue living a peaceful existence?"
"Moooo"
"...I have no idea what that means but ok"
Re: Species generator lols
Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 10:17 am
by Saravanth
Species: Najahan
Home-World: Horgan
Description: A race of officious and small bipeds. Every five years, they sacrifice 10% of their population to an aggressive alien race, who consume them as food. While this is mostly done to appease the alien aggressors, it has also proven to be an effective form of population control. They grow at an alarming rate and become sexually mature only one year after birth They posses both male and female sexual organs and are only able to procreate with one of their own parents.
Fucking what?
Re: Species generator lols
Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 10:19 am
by Error
Saravanth wrote:
Fucking what?
Re: Species generator lols
Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 10:20 am
by Saravanth
If anyone says "Their parents" I'll kill that person with Shiva's bare hands.
Re: Species generator lols
Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 10:31 am
by Error
*steps back*
Whoa mate calm down okay
Re: Species generator lols
Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 10:38 am
by Archduke Daynel, PhD
Saravanth wrote:If anyone says "Their parents" I'll kill that person with Shiva's bare hands.
Their..
Their....
Actually nevermind not gonna say it.
Re: Species generator lols
Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 10:47 am
by Ivan2006
Saravanth, your species is fucked up worse than Vinyl's AUs.
Re: Species generator lols
Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 11:52 am
by Vinyl
Ivan2006 wrote:Saravanth, your species is fucked up worse than Vinyl's AUs.
>[plutous] isn't a real thing where you
will be sent at the first sign of defiance.
Re: Species generator lols
Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 11:55 am
by Error
Vinyl wrote:Ivan2006 wrote:Saravanth, your species is fucked up worse than Vinyl's AUs.
>[plutous] isn't a real thing where you
will be sent at the first sign of defiance.
Vin, your AUs are actually preddy tame, unless Ivan has seen the completely wack ones.
That said, AUs are, by definition, wack.
Re: Species generator lols
Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 12:33 pm
by Ivan2006
L-ADM Error wrote:Vinyl wrote:Ivan2006 wrote:Saravanth, your species is fucked up worse than Vinyl's AUs.
>[plutous] isn't a real thing where you
will be sent at the first sign of defiance.
Vin, your AUs are actually preddy tame, unless Ivan has seen the completely wack ones.
That said, AUs are, by definition, wack.
Vinyl lets me proofread his wackest AUs.
That said, I think I have to take back the comment that Saravanth's species is more fucked up.
Vinyl can make his AUs very whacky.
Re: Species generator lols
Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 12:38 pm
by Error
Just how wack are we talking about here?
I need to know these things for science. Literally science.