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Posted: **Sun Sep 07, 2014 11:45 am**

This colour coding makes no sense. Some dos are green, and others aren't; And you can't say it's because it's the ifs because in line 9 has a 'do class if' statement where the do is blue.
And everything else also makes no sense. Rammstein sucks at coding in a stupid, probably nonexistent, programming language.

Posted: **Sun Sep 07, 2014 11:48 am**

Thank you, mister literal. Go away until you've grown a sense of humour, please.

Posted: **Sun Sep 07, 2014 12:26 pm**

I don't know who Rammstein is and I don't know coding.
Fuck me, I guess?

Posted: **Sun Sep 07, 2014 12:27 pm**

Daynel wrote:I don't know who Rammstein is and I don't know coding.
Fuck me, I guess?

Finally. Someone understands.

Posted: **Sun Sep 07, 2014 12:36 pm**

Looks like some musician or poet in the way that code reads outloud.

Posted: **Sun Sep 07, 2014 12:40 pm**

Shadowcat wrote:Looks like some musician or poet in the way that code reads outloud.

I get it now

I only realized it because my brother had the song on his iPod, and whenever he was over I'd plug it into my Xbox and listen to the songs while I played Halo 3 over and over again.

Posted: **Sun Sep 07, 2014 1:08 pm**

Having a sense of humour is boring.
Also I find that song headache inducing.

Posted: **Sun Sep 07, 2014 1:19 pm**

#include "humor.h"
#include "headache.h"

makeSense (humor sense, headache cause)
{
if (cause.isHumor () )
sense = 0;
return sense;
}

>> compile

=== UNIVERSAL TRUTH COMPLIER ===

The compiler returned a fatal error:
Line 3: Couldn't makeSense.

Mate when I look at my masterpiece over there I realise how describing life in code lines can have such deep meaning ... or none at all , which has a deep meaning in its own right

.

Posted: **Sun Sep 07, 2014 1:38 pm**

Unfortunately, the code couldn't make sense. Therefore Humor=0.

Posted: **Sun Sep 07, 2014 2:26 pm**

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#include <iostream>
#include <string>
using namespace std;

int main()
{
    bool humour = false;
    string song = "this song gives me a headache";
    if(humour == true)
    {
        cout << "I have a sense of humour" << endl;
    }
    else
    {
        cout<<"I do not have a sense of humour" << endl;
    }
    cout<<"Also "<<song<<endl;
    return 0;
}

That code makes sense. none of the code presented, aside from mine, makes sense.

Posted: **Sun Sep 07, 2014 2:28 pm**

If
understand > 1,

Then
isFunny = true

If
understand < 1

Then
isFunny = false

Posted: **Sun Sep 07, 2014 2:45 pm**

That could be written much simpler, allow me to demonstrate:

Code: Select all

If(understand > 1) 
{
isFunny = true
}
else(understand < 1)
{
isFunny = false
}

Posted: **Sun Sep 07, 2014 2:45 pm**

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if (!understand)
    goto programmingLesson;
else
// not everything you see on the internet is a joke
{
    try
    {
        useBrainCells (code stuff);
    }
    catch
    {
        silenceIsGolden ();
    }
    finally
    {
        RelaxDude ();
    }
}

Posted: **Sun Sep 07, 2014 7:12 pm**

fucks /= not give If:

I DONT CARE/

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