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So I Have a Dilemma...

Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2014 4:39 am
by CommanderKobialka
Recently a sort-of friend of mine said the following:

"You guys are nerds for using PC."

"Why are you talking about Skyrim? That game sucked." (We were talking about who could have shot down the Malaysian Airlines flight over Ukraine.)

"Xbox is better."

"Mods are for noobs."

"The Call of Duty games aren't remakes of the first one!"

"The plot of Call of Duty isn't bad!"

"Multiplayer is better on Xbox."

"You can't voice chat on PC."

"Graphics are better on Xbox."

"Xbox Live is way better than any PC multiplayer server."

"Minecraft multiplayer on Xbox is better than on PC."

"The plot of the Transformers movies are pretty good!"

and

"The Transformers movies and video games are, like the best ever made. Did you see the last one?"

and

"Dude, in the next one Optimus Prime is going to find his creators. I bet they're going to kill him, but he's going to miraculously survive. They wouldn't kill off Optimus Prime." (Like I care)

Then me and the person I was with when this conversation took place were eating lunch at the on-base food court today and we saw the kid. We waved and said hi and he walked RIGHT PAST US. Like we weren't there. The ignorance is strong with this one. This is a lost child, and he must find the light. Any advice?

Re: So I Have a Dilemma...

Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2014 5:01 am
by Saravanth
Obvious troll. I think. If he's really like that though, by the emperah just kill him already.

But film it and post a link.

Re: So I Have a Dilemma...

Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2014 5:35 am
by Crash Override
Send him to hell.

He deserves it.

Impure

Re: So I Have a Dilemma...

Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2014 5:42 am
by Iv121
Burn down the heretic, worse than the Jews ...

Re: So I Have a Dilemma...

Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2014 5:54 am
by Saravanth
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Re: So I Have a Dilemma...

Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2014 7:07 am
by Error
Let the light of the burning heretic illuminate your path unto enlightenment.

Re: So I Have a Dilemma...

Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2014 7:52 am
by CommanderKobialka
But brothers. Must he be burned? Must we not extend mercy unto this lost soul? It is this poor child who dost need our illumination.

Ya never mind. He's a lost cause for me. Wasted human flesh.

Re: So I Have a Dilemma...

Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2014 10:01 am
by Shadowcatbot
Young cleric you shall soon learn that those who do not see the light even somewhat are far to cursed to ever walk its path. It is more humane to just remove them from your clan and exile them to the land of pointless fees and overpriced games.

Re: So I Have a Dilemma...

Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2014 10:04 am
by Error
Alas, our brother is correct; some are beyond the benevolent gaze of Our Saviour, and cannot be returned to the True Path.

Re: So I Have a Dilemma...

Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2014 10:32 am
by Professor Fenway
Dude just get rid of him. He sounds like the guy who turns into pure poison, and is thus a negative influence.

Xbox and COD fanboy this one is. Even GabeN (Praise him!) himself cannot set him on the true path of enlightenment.

Re: So I Have a Dilemma...

Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2014 10:55 am
by Saravanth
"Turns into". Reread OP's post, especially the lower half. Walking right beside one without even greetingly nodding, being around someone as obviously fuckwitted and ignorant as that is not at all healthy for your soul.

Re: So I Have a Dilemma...

Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2014 11:45 am
by Vinyl
Talking about COD to not talk about how heretical is? Keelah...

Re: So I Have a Dilemma...

Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2014 12:02 pm
by Archduke Daynel, PhD
Such a lost soul could not see the truth if it slapped him in the face and had him in the behind.
Feed him to the headcrabs.

Re: So I Have a Dilemma...

Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2014 12:03 pm
by Shadowcatbot
Daynel wrote:Such a lost soul could not see the truth if it slapped him in the face and had him in the behind.
Feed him to the headcrabs.
Blood for the blood god
Skulls for the skull throne
Code for the code makers
Frost for the Fr0stbyte

Re: So I Have a Dilemma...

Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2014 12:16 pm
by Professor Fenway
He is poison. Get rid of him before you lose the light of the one and only GabeN (Praise him!)