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German military gear

Post by Ivan2006 » Mon Jun 23, 2014 1:12 pm

So I thought some of you might want to not trip into the pit of doom that is using German terms for military equipment appropriately.
Trust me, German means slightly different things most of the time, so I put them in a google docs and added fields for the litterate terms where they don't match for your entertainment.
Just some forshadowing: If it's a ground vehicle and not a design failure, chances are the Germans call it a tank.
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/ ... sp=sharing
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Re: German military gear

Post by Iv121 » Mon Jun 23, 2014 1:22 pm

So the Maus was not a tank huh ? (Design failure)

Also freaking German long titles, too long, take a lesson from our army's book, everything comes in acronyms:

I Was a MLSHB but now Im on DHSH and the freaking RMD called me all the way to tel-aviv just to give my grade DOH to some SGN that they could get over the comp, taking 9 hours of my life for 2 mins of talk, cosue in the army logic remains at the SHG !
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Re: German military gear

Post by Ivan2006 » Mon Jun 23, 2014 1:26 pm

technically it was a tank.
What I meant is that the basic requirement for something to not be a design failure in modern days (aka having enough armor to withstand small arms fire) makes it a tank.
Yes, Humvees are called "tank cars" in Germany
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Re: German military gear

Post by Shadowcatbot » Mon Jun 23, 2014 2:43 pm

Have you seen German military cars? Some of them are pretty shway.
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Re: German military gear

Post by Crash Override » Mon Jun 23, 2014 3:36 pm

G36 rulez
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Re: German military gear

Post by ACH0225 » Mon Jun 23, 2014 5:14 pm

Crash Override wrote:G36 rulez
You're so silly. The G36 is a shitty gun.
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Re: German military gear

Post by Crash Override » Mon Jun 23, 2014 5:15 pm

AUG is cool,i guess
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Re: German military gear

Post by Vinyl » Mon Jun 23, 2014 6:39 pm

ACH0225 wrote:
Crash Override wrote:G36 rulez
You're so silly. The G36 is a shitty gun.
I heard you were talking shit.
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Re: German military gear

Post by Luna » Mon Jun 23, 2014 8:57 pm

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Re: German military gear

Post by Crash Override » Mon Jun 23, 2014 10:25 pm

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The first "jet" right?

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Re: German military gear

Post by Archduke Daynel, PhD » Tue Jun 24, 2014 2:07 am

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ACH0225 wrote:
Crash Override wrote:G36 rulez
You're so silly. The G36 is a shitty gun.
I heard you were talking shit.
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Re: German military gear

Post by Ivan2006 » Tue Jun 24, 2014 2:37 am

Crash Override wrote:AUG is cool,i guess
Yes. Be into buy AUG.
Into boost alp economy.
Much neutrality.
Very peace.
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Re: German military gear

Post by ACH0225 » Tue Jun 24, 2014 6:17 am

Ivan2006 wrote:
Crash Override wrote:AUG is cool,i guess
Yes. Be into buy AUG.
Into boost alp economy.
Much neutrality.
Very peace.
God, no

Aug is shite too. It has a terrible trigger, it's bullpup, the magazines are weird, and left handed people can't use them. It also overheats.
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Re: German military gear

Post by Ivan2006 » Tue Jun 24, 2014 6:30 am

ACH0225 wrote: it's bullpup
please elaborate why exactly that is a bad thing
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Re: German military gear

Post by ACH0225 » Tue Jun 24, 2014 7:08 am

It's a pain in the ass to reload.
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