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Piracy

Post by Shadowcatbot » Fri May 09, 2014 8:51 pm

Yarr!
So the other day I sailed on up to Afghanistan and fought a bunch of Taliban with my cannons and stole all their rum, which I then proceeded to sail up to and sell said rum in Mongolia.
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Re: Piracy

Post by Luna » Fri May 09, 2014 9:07 pm

Kools, I ate an Indian candy lined with silver today.
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Re: Piracy

Post by Tau » Fri May 09, 2014 9:57 pm

I ate a Heath bar, watched ponies and played with my radios. Picked up Radio Australia loud and clear on 13630kHz - about 45% of the way around the world - from inside my house. (Edit: Ran it through Google, and it looks like their transmitter is just over 11,200mi. away.)

I said it once 3 months ago, and I'll say it again now - I fucking love radio.
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Re: Piracy

Post by Shadowcatbot » Fri May 09, 2014 10:06 pm

Tau wrote:I ate a Heath bar, watched ponies and played with my radios. Picked up Radio Australia loud and clear on 13630kHz - about 45% of the way around the world - from inside my house. (Edit: Ran it through Google, and it looks like their transmitter is just over 11,200mi. away.)

I said it once 3 months ago, and I'll say it again now - I fucking love radio.
I can talk to a group of people in a forum all over the planet instantly. I love satalites.
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Re: Piracy

Post by cats » Sat May 10, 2014 12:23 am

I roped a couple of sea turtles.
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Re: Piracy

Post by Archduke Daynel, PhD » Sat May 10, 2014 3:53 am

I boarded a Maersk-line freight ship. Stubborn me didn't accept the captain's generous offer, so we took control of the whole ship. One thing lead to another, and we had the US Navy on our heals.
BASH THE FASH CLASS WAR NOW

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Re: Piracy

Post by Error » Sat May 10, 2014 8:05 am

I poked Tau with a sharp stick and told him to use metric like a normal person.
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Re: Piracy

Post by cats » Sat May 10, 2014 9:57 am

With hair. From me back.
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Re: Piracy

Post by Shadowcatbot » Sat May 10, 2014 10:53 am

Icelandic Perehelion wrote:I poked Tau with a sharp stick and told him to use metric like a normal person.
My +450 culture expansion rate defuses your poke
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Re: Piracy

Post by Error » Sat May 10, 2014 11:11 am

Metric > Culture rating.
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Re: Piracy

Post by cats » Sat May 10, 2014 11:46 am

I've got a jar of dirt.

...

And guess what's inside it.
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Re: Piracy

Post by Prototype » Sat May 10, 2014 11:48 am

catsonmeth wrote:
FTFY
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Mistake Not... wrote: This isn't rocket science, *!
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Re: Piracy

Post by Shadowcatbot » Sat May 10, 2014 3:09 pm

Icelandic Perehelion wrote:Metric > Culture rating.
How many people did metric ever get to the moon?
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Re: Piracy

Post by cats » Sat May 10, 2014 3:14 pm

Shadowcat wrote:
Icelandic Perehelion wrote:Metric > Culture rating.
How many people did metric ever get to the moon?
Twelve.
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a completely ad-hoc plot device"
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cannonfodder wrote:it's funny because sonic's face looks like a * and faces aren't supposed to look like a *

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Re: Piracy

Post by Archduke Daynel, PhD » Sat May 10, 2014 3:17 pm

catsonmeth wrote:
Shadowcat wrote: How many people did metric ever get to the moon?
Twelve.
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BASH THE FASH CLASS WAR NOW

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