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My evil plan
Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2014 7:38 pm
by Shadowcatbot
Since the moon is rich in helium three I have devised an evil plan to abuse this.
1. Become billionaire and/or mug bill gates as a terrorist
2. Construct moon enterprise base and refine moon rocks
3. Sell to counties of earth
4. Counstruct nuclear weapons on the moon dodging national treaties
5. Threaten to nuke North Korea if a billion zillion packets of astronaught icecream aren't delivered to me
6. ???
7. Profit!
Now would anyone like to join me in the peoples empire of Luna?
Re: My evil plan
Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2014 7:49 pm
by Error
Correction:
Step 5: The thing with Korea
Step 6: ???
Step 7: Profit!
Also, sounds good.
Re: My evil plan
Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2014 7:53 pm
by Shadowcatbot
Icelandic Perehelion wrote:Correction:
Step 5: The thing with Korea
Step 6: ???
Step 7: Profit!
Also, sounds good.
Noted.
Error you can be the Duke of....*closes eyes and points randomly on map of moon* that crater there.
Re: My evil plan
Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2014 7:55 pm
by Error
Duke of the Tycho Crater? Awesome.
So you're, what, King/Emperor/Guy Shadowcat I of Luna?
Re: My evil plan
Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2014 7:57 pm
by Shadowcatbot
Icelandic Perehelion wrote:Duke of the Tycho Crater? Awesome.
So you're, what, King/Emperor/Guy Shadowcat I of Luna?
Indeed I am Mr.God King Ceazer Shadowcat the first of the Lunar empire.
Re: My evil plan
Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2014 7:59 pm
by Error
Re: My evil plan
Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2014 8:39 pm
by Vinyl
Re: My evil plan
Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2014 9:15 pm
by CMA
Sounds like The Moon Is a Harsh Mistress. Also, might have some problems with #1.
Re: My evil plan
Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2014 9:24 pm
by Shadowcatbot
CMA wrote:Sounds like The Moon Is a Harsh Mistress. Also, might have some problems with #1.
Which part? Becoming a billionaire or mugging bill gates? If all else fails il sell moon property with no legal holdings for cash.
Re: My evil plan
Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2014 1:45 am
by Professor Fenway
You do realize you cannot circumvent the Outer Space Treaty, which says you CANNOT put weapons in space?
Flaws in plan here.
Re: My evil plan
Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2014 3:42 am
by Archduke Daynel, PhD
If he can finish Stage 4 without being detected, how can anyone oppose him when he has moon nukes?
Re: My evil plan
Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2014 6:27 am
by Ivan2006
Professor Fenway wrote:You do realize you cannot circumvent the Outer Space Treaty, which says you CANNOT put weapons in space?
Flaws in plan here.
1st: The outer space treaty bans only WMDs, while this applies to the nukes, i just wanted to note that stuff like kinetic bombardement installations are completely legal.
2nd: The outer space treaty bans you from 'putting WMDs in orbit'. Therefore, nuclear missile silos on the moon woud be legal by that.
HOWEVER there is another treaty that says that the moon CAN NOT be claimed as property and/or national territory.
Re: My evil plan
Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2014 9:53 am
by Error
@Ivan true, but the Luna empire didn't sign that. Plus, it's hard to enforce when the other guys are on the Moon with Really Big Guns and you're not, so diplomatic howling is about the extent of it.
Re: My evil plan
Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2014 10:23 am
by Crash Override
HOWEVER there is another treaty that says that the moon CAN NOT be claimed as property and/or national territory."
Corporation RULEZ.
Just buy it,*.
Re: My evil plan
Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2014 10:37 am
by Error
Screw corporations, EVIL EMPIRE.