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How to Mess with your GM for Fun and Profit

Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2014 7:13 pm
by Error
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Peasant_Railgun

Applause to those who found this loophole.

Re: How to Mess with your GM for Fun and Profit

Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2014 7:21 pm
by CMA
Ehh, a friend of mine and his son - who is also my friend - told me about a bucket in 3ed that, if enchanted properly, gains instead of loses energy when you, say, kick it. Turns out it destroys the universe.

Re: How to Mess with your GM for Fun and Profit

Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2014 7:27 pm
by Error
"Roll 1d10 on the random explosion table" was apparently a common phrase in my dad's DnD adventuring.

Re: How to Mess with your GM for Fun and Profit

Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2014 9:52 pm
by Shadowcatbot
Build peasant loop, enter speed of light, insert more poles until they fuse together into a single warp speed ring.

Personal warp gate.

Re: How to Mess with your GM for Fun and Profit

Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2014 6:15 am
by Saravanth
But where does it lead to?

Re: How to Mess with your GM for Fun and Profit

Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2014 6:16 am
by Ivan2006
Saravanth wrote:But where does it lead to?
Space, obviously.

Re: How to Mess with your GM for Fun and Profit

Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2014 6:17 am
by Saravanth
Ah, but what part of it?

Re: How to Mess with your GM for Fun and Profit

Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2014 6:21 am
by Ivan2006
Saravanth wrote:Ah, but what part of it?
Hell, otherwise known as [connection lost]

Re: How to Mess with your GM for Fun and Profit

Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2014 6:36 am
by ACH0225
How about peasant-bot, a robot peasant made of peasants standing and tied to each other?

Re: How to Mess with your GM for Fun and Profit

Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2014 6:59 am
by Ivan2006
ACH0225 wrote:How about peasant-bot, a robot peasant made of peasants standing and tied to each other?
okay, that one only works if your GM is an idiot.
If I were GM, I'd make an impossible dice roll involving intelligence value to determine whether your character can give proper orders to the peasants.

Re: How to Mess with your GM for Fun and Profit

Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2014 11:39 am
by Tau

Re: How to Mess with your GM for Fun and Profit

Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2014 11:50 am
by Ivan2006
Okay, the CLANG-weapon is really superior to anything, ever.