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Creepy things goin on over here

Post by CommanderKobialka » Mon Mar 31, 2014 2:39 am

So the base lost electricity a few minutes ago. Of course, being me, I assumed the world was ending and the zombie apocalypse had begun. Electricity came back on and I checked the news. North Korea "accidentally" fired live artillery shells into South Korean waters. Residents of front-line islands have been evacuated and South Korea is shooting back. Once people start being killed, it probably won't be able to be stopped. First thing that would happen if the violation of cease-fire became serious, is that the U.S. civilians would be shipped out, which means me. So that's a plus. Kind of. Not really. So what do you guys think will happen? Will they stop the shooting and handle this like men, or is Kim Jong Un a complete psychopath?
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Re: Creepy things goin on over here

Post by Archduke Daynel, PhD » Mon Mar 31, 2014 3:04 am

North Korean headlines:
Glorious Leader destroys Fake Korean water as a warning, all Traitor Koreans and capitalist pig Americans scared for life.
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Re: Creepy things goin on over here

Post by CommanderKobialka » Mon Mar 31, 2014 4:12 am

Stupid Koreans and their fake water.
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Re: Creepy things goin on over here

Post by Iv121 » Mon Mar 31, 2014 4:13 am

You really exaggerate here, Kim doesn't have the balls for now, Id be more worried about their Russian neighbors who do set their eyes on some actual goals, you know ppl who live near the Russian border are starting to get nervous as Mr. Putin might decide that he is going to "save them from terrorists" too ...
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Re: Creepy things goin on over here

Post by cats » Mon Mar 31, 2014 7:00 am

Iv121 wrote:You really exaggerate here, Kim doesn't have the balls for now, Id be more worried about their Russian neighbors who do set their eyes on some actual goals, you know ppl who live near the Russian border are starting to get nervous as Mr. Putin might decide that he is going to "save them from terrorists" too ...
its probably the illuminati
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Re: Creepy things goin on over here

Post by Error » Mon Mar 31, 2014 9:31 am

It's always the Illuminati.
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Re: Creepy things goin on over here

Post by Ivan2006 » Mon Mar 31, 2014 10:42 am

Actually, it's the KGB and China's "Golden Shield" this time.
I'd bet the CIA are involved tho. (No, not the NSA. The NSA just spy, the CIA actually do stuff.)
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Re: Creepy things goin on over here

Post by Prototype » Mon Mar 31, 2014 10:58 am

Get your tinfoil hats on lads
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Re: Creepy things goin on over here

Post by cats » Mon Mar 31, 2014 11:22 am

Prototype wrote:Get your tinfoil hats on lads
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Re: Creepy things goin on over here

Post by Ivan2006 » Mon Mar 31, 2014 12:09 pm

Please do not ever use tinfoil hats, the chance of them resonating and therefore acting as an amplifier is over 10 times greater than them having a considerable effect at stopping EM waves.
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Re: Creepy things goin on over here

Post by Vinyl » Mon Mar 31, 2014 1:30 pm

Ivan2006 wrote:Please do not ever use tinfoil hats, the chance of them resonating and therefore acting as an amplifier is over 10 times greater than them having a considerable effect at stopping EM waves.
Yes, use paper hats instead.
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Re: Creepy things goin on over here

Post by Ivan2006 » Mon Mar 31, 2014 1:33 pm

Vinyl wrote:
Ivan2006 wrote:Please do not ever use tinfoil hats, the chance of them resonating and therefore acting as an amplifier is over 10 times greater than them having a considerable effect at stopping EM waves.
Yes, use paper hats instead.
Those can only deflect alpha radiation that would otherwise be stopped by your skin.
Actually, there isn't much you can do unless you know the exact wavelenght you are targeting so you can make a jammer.
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Tiel wrote:hey now no need to be rough
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CMA wrote:And I can't fuck myself, my ass is currently occupied

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Re: Creepy things goin on over here

Post by Archduke Daynel, PhD » Mon Mar 31, 2014 1:55 pm

Well, you could chop your head off, but that method tends to greatly reduce your life expectancy.
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Re: Creepy things goin on over here

Post by Prototype » Mon Mar 31, 2014 2:28 pm

Ivan2006 wrote:Please do not ever use tinfoil hats, the chance of them resonating and therefore acting as an amplifier is over 10 times greater than them having a considerable effect at stopping EM waves.
Ivan is lying, he's illuminati
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Re: Creepy things goin on over here

Post by Ivan2006 » Mon Mar 31, 2014 2:38 pm

Prototype wrote:
Ivan2006 wrote:Please do not ever use tinfoil hats, the chance of them resonating and therefore acting as an amplifier is over 10 times greater than them having a considerable effect at stopping EM waves.
Ivan is lying, he's illuminati
I'm not illuminati.
Illuminati are idiots
Noone needs illuminati.
I'm EIN.
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CMA wrote:IT'S MY HOT BODY AND I DO WHAT I WANT WITH IT.
Tiel wrote:hey now no need to be rough
Daynel wrote: you can talk gay and furry to me any time
CMA wrote:And I can't fuck myself, my ass is currently occupied

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