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Today in 'WTF, Why?'
Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2014 5:17 pm
by ҉
Facebook bought Oculus VR and now owns the Oculus Rift. For two billion dollars.
https://www.facebook.com/zuck/posts/101 ... eam_ref=10
^Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook page
Re: Today in 'WTF, Why?'
Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2014 5:52 pm
by Error
WTF Why, indeed.
Re: Today in 'WTF, Why?'
Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2014 7:40 pm
by Professor Fenway
Those fucking * fuckers.
I wanted a VR thing for games. I payed them a lot for this feature. And before it's on the market Facebook fucking buys them. God fucking dammit. Better VR my ass, this is a punch in the face unlike anything other. Greedy bastards.
Re: Today in 'WTF, Why?'
Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2014 9:42 pm
by Shadowcatbot
And so many a gamers dreams were crushed that day, As some fat non-true nerd buys out the next best thing to VR.
Re: Today in 'WTF, Why?'
Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2014 2:00 am
by Prototype
We expected Titanmfall. We got fucking candy crush
Re: Today in 'WTF, Why?'
Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2014 2:14 am
by Archduke Daynel, PhD
Facebook buys Oculus Rift?
Re: Today in 'WTF, Why?'
Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2014 2:28 am
by Prototype
I am not looking forward to virtual reality advertising, we all know that was their entire purpose. Oh, and now they'll be able to tell where you are looking and what you are doing, Facebook tends to do that.
Anybody here got a nuclear missile I can shove up Mark Zuckerberg's ass? Failing that an extra pointy stick.
Re: Today in 'WTF, Why?'
Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2014 3:16 am
by Iv121
Too bad he just purchased the USA's nuclear arsenal.
Re: Today in 'WTF, Why?'
Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2014 3:38 am
by Ivan2006
Prototype wrote:[...] (that) I can shove up Mark Zuckerberg's ass? Failing that an extra pointy stick.
You have come to the right place.
Choose from my arsenal of stuff-to-shove-up-someones-ass.
Re: Today in 'WTF, Why?'
Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2014 3:42 am
by ACH0225
Ha, gaaaaaay!
Re: Today in 'WTF, Why?'
Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2014 3:48 am
by Ivan2006
ACH0225 wrote:Ha, gaaaaaay!
Am I supposed to feel insulted now?
Because I'm pretty much laughing at your response, ACH.
Also it's called 'pansexual'.
And I have a boyfriend.
You can go home and do owl stuff now.
Re: Today in 'WTF, Why?'
Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2014 4:08 am
by ACH0225
Ivan didn't get it. The joke is yet funnier.
Re: Today in 'WTF, Why?'
Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2014 4:41 am
by Ivan2006
Okay, either you are trolling me or I have to use my connections to make the Toclafane assasinate you.
Re: Today in 'WTF, Why?'
Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2014 4:50 am
by ACH0225
It started as a simple quote, but when you didn't get it, it became troll. Not my fault you don't know it.
Regardless, I could never use Occulus, so this matters little to me.
Re: Today in 'WTF, Why?'
Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2014 7:53 am
by Professor Fenway
It's still complete bullshit and a complete punch in the face.
Plus, he betrayed Gabe Newell. I BET HE REGRETS GIVING THE GREEDY BASTARDS ALL THEIR VR STUFF FOR FREE HUH?